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bike pumped adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated efforts to inflate a route home that is already adequate. Viaana was bike pumped, preparing the last bus for another departure. bike racked adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in a fixed row awaiting collection. Leanor was bike racked beneath the awning, alongside three coats and a broken umbrella. bike rided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the eventual walk home as a scenic excursion. Gerise went bike rided after the third round and took the long way past the canal. bike shedded adj. Having drunk more than the point at which a small enclosed shelter can be mistaken for a residence. Ewan was bike shedded and attempted to spend the night among imaginary bicycles. bike standed adj. Drunk by closing time, and remaining upright chiefly through the support of nearby furniture. Darron was bike standed beside the bar, using the pillar until his taxi arrived. bike stapled adj. Still drunk, and fixed to the nearest sturdy rail until the morning provides better transport. Christa remained bike stapled to the railing after the pub had shut. bike stationed adj. Too drunk to proceed, and parked with other travellers in a secure public facility. Madeline was bike stationed at the bus stop, waiting patiently beside the timetable. bike taxied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a small wheeled conveyance and to regard its driver as a navigator. Inett went bike taxied home, directing the pedicab through streets she had never visited. bike-and-rided adj. Having drunk enough to combine two forms of transport, neither of which reaches the correct house. Aubreyrose went bike-and-rided from the pub and changed vehicles twice before midnight. bike-lashed adj. Of a drinker: hostile to bicycles, their riders, and anyone suggesting one would simplify the journey home. Kishma became bike-lashed outside the pub and objected to a cyclist using the road. bike-sheddinged adj. You are drunk and devoting considerable energy to the storage arrangements of bicycles. Keriah became bike-sheddinged and held a committee meeting beside the bins. bikeabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to assess the stairs as a cycling surface and find their gradient negotiable. Tampatha was bikeabilitied and tried to descend the staircase without first locating a bicycle. bikeathonned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a long charity ride for a reasonable route home. Lurana became bikeathonned and attempted the twelve-mile journey in evening shoes. biked (/[bɐɪk]d/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the coat stand for a suitable vehicle home. Meena got biked and tried to pedal away from the cloakroom. bikefishinged adj. You are drunk and combining the journey home with an unplanned search for remote water. Rush went bikefishinged after last orders and inspected the canal for trout. bikelashed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a negative reaction to cyclists, particularly near last orders. Haamid was bikelashed outside the pub, disputing every cyclist's right of passage.