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bikelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached home without a bicycle and cannot explain its absence. Liko arrived bikelessnessed after last orders, carrying only a lock and one glove. bikelocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body immobilised until someone remembers the combination. Isobelle was bikelocked by midnight, still seated beneath the pub's departure notice. bikemakered adj. A drinker who has begun designing vehicles for the journey home rather than simply taking one. Kianta became bikemakered after the fourth round and sketched a bicycle for crossing puddles. bikenappinged adj. Drunk, with the result that bicycles appear to have become a legitimate form of personal property. Lauraetta was bikenappinged, solemnly wheeling away a machine that was not hers. bikepackered adj. Drunk to a degree that a multiday bicycle excursion with minimal luggage appears administratively sound. Eziah became bikepackered and began rationing imaginary provisions for the ride home. bikepackinged adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding several days' off-road cycling and inadequate camping gear as recreation. bikeporned adj. Drunk on the strength of admiring bicycles with an intensity generally reserved for less mechanical objects. Starlah became bikeporned and praised the derailleur until conversation ceased. biker barred adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the bar were reserved for motorcyclists. Tunesia was biker barred, enforcing imaginary entry rules beside the fruit machine. biker bitched adj. Drunk by closing time, and attaching oneself to a motorcyclist with implausible romantic confidence. Rolandas was biker bitched, waiting beside a stranger's motorcycle for instructions. bikered (/ˈbaɪ̯kɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and adopting the solemn social customs of a motorcycle club. Naisaiah was bikered, addressing every jacket in the room as a prospective colleague. bikeried adj. Too drunk to distinguish the art of riding from the art of remaining approximately upright. Raphaela was bikeried, offering technical advice while leaning against the bicycle. bikeroaded adj. Still drunk, and proceeding along an imaginary segregated cycle route through the furniture. Patarica was bikeroaded, maintaining two-way traffic between the sofa and the piano. bikeshared adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every unattended bicycle as available briefly, and to someone. Realta became bikeshared and attempted to return a bicycle to the wrong borough. bikesharinged adj. Having drunk enough to distribute bicycles publicly, without establishing who is responsible for their return. Fardi was bikesharinged and lent the same bicycle to three departing acquaintances. bikesheddinged adj. Of a drinker: spending the evening disputing minor technicalities while the principal matter remains untouched. Serenidy was bikesheddinged, correcting the imaginary dimensions of an imaginary shed. bikesheded adj. You have drunk enough to seek shelter in a small building intended for bicycles. Tatym was bikesheded, trying the shed door with the gravity of a householder.