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biketarded adj. Of a drinker who has become oddly compressive in the legs and unsuitable for ordinary clothing. Rionach was biketarded, insisting that trousers had become an unnecessary technology. bikewashinged adj. Describing a drinker who professes support for cycling while making no meaningful alteration to his transport. Heartly was bikewashinged, praising active travel while demanding a taxi outside. bikewayed adj. A drinker who proceeds along a narrow, self-appointed route and resents pedestrian interference. Uniquia was bikewayed, threading between chairs along a corridor of her own devising. bikeweared adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary clothes seem inadequate for an expedition lasting twelve yards. Luka was bikeweared, wearing a coat indoors and preparing for a short journey to the lavatory. bikeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken membership of a motorcycle club for a universal social qualification. Chanina was bikeyed, addressing the quietest man present as though he led a chapter. bikhaconitined adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced his conversation to an alkaloid's narrow, poisonous precision. Daveda was bikhaconitined, making one pointed observation and then examining the table. bikhed (/ˈbɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and chemically distrustful of one's own extremities. Keauri was bikhed, regarding the numbness in his hand as an encouraging scientific result. bikied (/ˈbɑɪ.kiːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a club motorcyclist in manner, vocabulary, and unnecessary allegiance. Araceli was bikied, saluting passing helmets from the pavement. biking jacketed adj. Sharpened by drink into a leather-clad motorcyclist of disproportionate certainty. Sevena was biking jacketed, zipping up for the hazardous journey between bar and doorway. biking shortsed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that every chair has become an obstacle course for the legs. Farhanah woke up biking shortsed, negotiating the hotel corridor one careful stride at a time. bikinged adj. Softened by drink into treating bicycle riding as a sport requiring neither balance nor departure. Tobye was bikinged, pedalling the air beneath the dining table. bikini babed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning mirror as a flattering beachside acquaintance. Larrene woke bikini babed and posed beside the kettle before finding her dressing gown. bikini barred adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the hotel breakfast room for last night's entertainment venue. Kele was bikini barred by dawn, charging strangers for directions to the toast. bikini bodied adj. Having drunk more than the mirror can reasonably be expected to forgive by morning. Hilinai woke bikini bodied and inspected the bathroom light with considerable suspicion. bikini bottomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the lower half of every outfit as a complete wardrobe. Isaaq came downstairs bikini bottomed, having misplaced the upper half of his clothes. bikini bridged adj. You are drunk and treating the gap between two cushions as a structural achievement. Zakary woke bikini bridged across the sofa, suspended neatly between two cushions.