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bilge pumped adj. Having drunk enough to remove water from the household, one small glass at a time and without apparent progress. Tandon went bilge pumped between the kitchen and sofa, carrying water in both directions. bilgeboarded adj. Having drunk more than enough to steady oneself against furniture like a lifting foil against a rolling boat. Magor stood bilgeboarded beside the sofa, using its arm as a temporary stabiliser. bilged (/bɪld͡ʒd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the rounded portion of the sofa distinct from its sides, and therefore sliding gently into the cushions. Rajaun went bilged beside the coffee table and lost the glass of water beneath a cushion. bilgewatered (/ˈbɪld͡ʒwɔtɚd/) adj. Drunk and sloshing through the evening like the stale water at the bottom of a barge. Tynisia was bilgewatered by closing time, swaying beside the bar with admirable nautical persistence. bilgewayed adj. Drunk to the point where getting to the door requires a launch and a pair of rails. Sylvan went bilgewayed after darts and needed Shaban to steer him towards the pavement. bilharziaed adj. Drunk enough to harbour a small, persistent passenger and discuss it with the landlord. Rieker became bilharziaed after the session and treated the barmaid as his personal physician. bilharziasised adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as an external environment. Blakeney was bilharziasised and insisted the snug had developed a life cycle of its own. bilharziomaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary swelling, with the evening having produced a localised lump of opinion. Sanaya was bilharziomaed, carrying a tender-looking grievance from the bar to the smoking area. bilharziosised adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet pint into a recurring internal complaint. Brandale was bilharziosised and revisited the same grievance whenever anyone ordered another round. bili lighted adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby lamp appears to be treating a newborn. Tavery was bili lighted and spent ten minutes adjusting the lamp above the fruit machine. bilianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you believe the bar has been furnished from exceptionally durable timber. Winnefred was bilianed and complimented the pub table on surviving several generations of elbows. biliary fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a hot, liverish conviction through the entire pub. Elliana was biliary fevered and argued that the terrier at the next table needed immediate attention. biliary sludged adj. Drunk on the strength of a thick sediment of lager, crisps and opinions. Taelor was biliary sludged by ten, moving slowly between the bar and the lavatory. biliary tracted adj. Drunk since last orders, and following a winding route towards whatever counts as a destination. Herrell was biliary tracted, taking the long way round the pub to reach the same stool. biliationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a steady flow of yellowish pub wisdom. Brittnea was biliationed and excreted opinions on every pie behind the counter. bilibinskited adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several valuable substances whose combination is unwise. Korayma was bilibinskited, glittering faintly beneath the pub lights and refusing a final taxi.