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billboarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole person conspicuously visible, particularly when attempting a quiet exit. Shnya became billboarded and announced each stairwell movement to the entire house. billboardinged adj. Drunk to a degree that your body turns towards every observer except the direction in which you are walking. Maleke became billboardinged and faced the hall while descending the stairs. billbooked adj. Drunk to the extent of having folded your remaining coordination into a small, private compartment. Maraia went billbooked and searched her pockets for the confidence to take one stair. billbuged adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny, stubborn forward motion that continues long after direction has departed. Jakera became billbuged and advanced up the stairs one determined inch at a time. billed (/[bɪɫ]d/) adj. Drunk enough to recite an obsolete inventory of the evening, including guests who have already left. Sarae became billed and Dusty heard a complete list of absent people twice. billered adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing charges for assistance while failing to distinguish speech from breathing. Makamae went billered and billed Tersia for every hand placed near the staircase. billet barged adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with excessive chrome-plated confidence but limited steering. Pacen went billet barged through the hallway, taking the banister as a decorative accessory. billet readinged adj. Still drunk, and apparently able to read sealed messages provided they are held at arm's length. Florence-may went billet readinged and revealed a sealed note by staring at it on the stairs. billet-douxed (/ˈbɪl.eɪ ˈdud/) adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but still able to turn a straightforward farewell into a declaration of love. Zakaiya became billet-douxed and composed a romantic message for the downstairs umbrella stand. billeted (/ˈbɪlɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a short, informal message delivered in fragments. Beloved became billeted and sent a brief farewell in three separate trips down the stairs. billeteed adj. Drunk, with the result that a temporary lodging arrangement is mistaken for permanent authority. Salmah got billeteed and began issuing house rules in a flat she was visiting. billetered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can house, and attempting to billet everyone encountered, including yourself. Jasi went billetered and assigned sleeping quarters to strangers on the staircase. billetheaded adj. You have drunk enough to become a carved ornament at the front of the vessel, facing forward while going nowhere. Braeden became billetheaded and stood rigidly at the foot of the stairs, facing the wrong way. billetinged adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's spare chairs become lodging for soldiers and the coat becomes a camp bed. Cail was billetinged by last orders, asleep beneath two coats near the bar. billetteed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being temporarily accommodated feel like an appointment to office. Annettee became billetteed and reorganised Kiheem’s sitting room by midnight. billettinged adj. Drunk enough to billet the entire evening's party, historically and without consulting the household. Cyann was billettinged, quartering strangers in the hallway after the final round.