bilobulationed
biltongued

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bilobulationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every thought develops two lobes before reaching speech. Amannda became bilobulationed and took several minutes to choose between two identical crisps. bilocalitied adj. Drunk and confidently conducting business from two places, neither of which contains the relevant paperwork. Thersea was bilocalitied, advising the kitchen from the garden and the garden from the kitchen.
bilocationed (/baɪləʊˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every absence is explained by being elsewhere simultaneously. Janessa grew bilocationed and insisted she had already returned from the pub while still inside it. biloed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a half coconut shell as adequate equipment for further drinking. Idreece was biloed and attempted to refill the coconut shell from a wine bottle. bilomaed adj. Drunk enough to accumulate bile in places where a sensible person would retain a plan. Carmen became bilomaed and found the kitchen floor an unexpectedly suitable place for reflection. bilophodontied adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between two ridges, and consequently chewing through the entire proposal. Obdulia got bilophodontied and treated every objection as another ridge to cross. biloquialismed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which one voice can deliver a sentence without assistance from another. Corynn became biloquialismed and held a negotiation between her mouth and her handbag. biloquialisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes one confidently provide both the question and an answer from elsewhere. Ledeja was biloquialisted and interviewed herself about the wisdom of ordering dessert. biloquismed adj. Drunk, with the result that one voice gives the instruction and another immediately contradicts it. Samanthan became biloquismed and announced the route home in two incompatible voices. biloquisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a second voice seem available for approving each bad decision. Jashvi was biloquisted and received enthusiastic agreement from an unseen companion. biloquiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a two-voice review of every decision before making both versions. Razariah became biloquiumed and debated the taxi fare with herself until the taxi left. bilosomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a bile-salt vesicle, and therefore confident the evening has scientific backing. Teha was bilosomed and cited the niosome as evidence that another round was beneficial. biloued adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the room with the solemn confidence of a small ape. Georgee was biloued and crossed the garden by the furniture rather than the path. bilsteded (/ˈbɪlstədd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and sweetly convinced that every decision has acquired natural elegance. Milio became bilsteded and replaced the seating plan with a branch from the garden. biltonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on strips of salted meat as a complete supper strategy. Kashmere was biltonged and distributed dried meat as though it settled the question of dinner.
biltongued adj. Softened by drink into a strip of salted, dried meat left beside the kettle.