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bilwaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a helpful branch from an invitation to climb. Jaquarion was bilwaed, attempting the garden trellis while Camree discussed the taxi. bimaed (/ˈbiːməd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to mount the front platform of the sitting room and address the household. Jacilynn became bimaed and read the takeaway menu aloud from the coffee table. bimagic squared adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the arrangement on the kitchen counter no longer adds up, in any direction. Nisean stood bimagic squared in front of the hob, confident the numbers would resolve themselves. bimagnonned adj. Drunk to the point where two simultaneous kitchen tasks have become one large difficulty. Vermel was bimagnonned, holding the tap and the glass while achieving neither objective. bimagrumabed adj. Drunk enough to require treatment for the loss of muscle involved in standing up. Williamhenry got bimagrumabed and negotiated the sofa as though it were a rehabilitation device. bimahed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone descending from a raised platform with great care. Brystol came bimahed from the sofa towards the glass of water, stopping twice en route. bimaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the fluorescent kitchen light from a personal revelation. Landenn went bimaned under the fridge light and stared at the washing-up bowl. bimanualitied adj. Drunk beyond using both hands for the simple business of carrying a glass. Aquilla became bimanualitied and dropped the water while reaching for the coaster. bimapped adj. Drunk in a way that gives the kitchen and the sofa identical directions home. Edman went bimapped, directing himself from the sofa to the kitchen by two equally valid routes. bimastismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the household is inspected for a second suitable resting place. Adaliyah went bimastismed and tested both sofa cushions for overnight suitability. bimatoprosted (/bɪˈmæt.əˌpɹɑstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces unusually long eyelashes and an urgent desire for water. Sieara was bimatoprosted on the sofa, blinking magnificently at the glass Lalani brought her. bimatrixed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing two unrelated objects in every kitchen space available. Daizjah went bimatrixed, putting the phone beside the saucepan and the spoon beside the remote. bimaturismed adj. Drunk on the strength of two different rates of maturity, one for conversation and one for bedtime. Jaylnn was bimaturismed: adult at the table, nursery-aged on the sofa within minutes. bimbashied adj. Having drunk enough to assume command of the room while negotiating furniture like a junior officer. Makaelyn became bimbashied, directing the party from behind the sofa and missing the doorway twice. bimble boxed (/ˈbɪmb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and hard enough to survive the sofa's roughest corner. Navil went bimble boxed and settled beside the radiator with the resilience of garden timber. bimbled (/ˈbɪmbld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking an unhurried journey from the sofa to the kitchen. Terrea bimbled towards the kettle and arrived after the room had gone quiet.