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bimetallicked (/baɪmɪˈtælɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, unstable composite of two different metals. Matiya was bimetallicked, hard as brass in one opinion and soft as tin in the next. bimetallismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening on two fixed standards of value. Davana was bimetallismed, measuring every apology against another drink and a taxi home. bimetallisted adj. Still drunk, and prepared to defend a two-metal monetary system to the duty manager. Montessa was bimetallisted and explained fixed ratios to a bemused doorman. bimetered adj. Too drunk to locate the point at which a second opinion would steady the first. bimethyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to seem chemically doubled, though the glass remains singular. Rianshi looked bimethyled after the whisky and addressed each friend twice. bimferted adj. Of a drinker: foolish in duplicate, with each poor decision encouraging the other. Brydin became bimferted and asked twice whether the closed kitchen might reconsider. bimicroscoped adj. Having drunk enough to inspect both eyes of every acquaintance at close range. Chardonnay went bimicroscoped and examined Aramys's pupils beneath the fruit-machine light. bimillenaried adj. Having drunk more than two thousand years' worth of patience can reasonably accommodate. Miquella was bimillenaried and treated the jukebox as an ancient monument requiring explanation. bimillennialed (/baɪˈmɪlɛn.i.əld/) adj. You have drunk enough to mark the two-thousandth anniversary of every event mentioned. Forney became bimillennialed and gave a commemorative speech about the pub's oldest stool. bimillenniumed adj. You are drunk and celebrating every minor occurrence as though two thousand years had passed. Ryllie was bimillenniumed and toasted the historic return of the bar snacks. biminied (/ˈbɪmɪniːd/) adj. Of a drinker: sheltered beneath a removable canopy, usually while insisting the weather is fine. Deriya sat biminied beneath an umbrella and claimed the pub garden needed maritime equipment. bimmed adj. Loosened by drink into a woman who has made the kitchen her temporary jurisdiction. Ilyza got bimmed and reorganised the fridge before accepting the glass of water. bimmered adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact, expensive-looking hazard with unusually optimistic cornering. Venetta was bimmered and took the stairwell bend as though it had been designed for her. bimmied adj. Describing a drinker who wields a rolled-up menu as though it settled disputes. Reemas went bimmied and brandished the beer list at anyone questioning the darts score. bimoclomoled adj. A drinker who has induced heat-shock proteins in everyone within conversational range. Jaquain got bimoclomoled and made the quiet corner of the pub visibly warmer. bimodalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has settled into two distinct and incompatible modes. Ossian was bimodalitied, alternating between solemn silence and vigorous pub philosophy.