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bimoduled adj. The state of being drunk and operating compatibly from both sides of every argument. Terenna was bimoduled, supporting the barmaid and the customer with equal conviction. bimolecularitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a private reaction between two participants. Binkie became bimolecularitied and treated each exchange at the bar as a separate experiment. bimoleculed adj. Drunk on the strength of two incompatible substances, and now attempting to reconcile them over crisps. Fayette became bimoleculed and tried to reconcile two incompatible drinks with a packet of crisps. bimonaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the pub's exchanges with the solemnity of a difficult theorem. Ashfaq became bimonaded and began assigning everyone a role in the final round. bimonoidaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and belonging to a category whose internal structure has become chiefly theoretical. Lamora was bimonoidaled, still classifying the bar stools after everyone else had gone home. bimonoided adj. Drunk by the third round, and simultaneously taking things in and putting them back out. Dameko was bimonoided, accepting another drink while returning the previous one to the table. bimonopoled adj. Still drunk, and combining two solitary attractions into one prolonged demand for attention. Arlinda remained bimonopoled, drawing both the barman and the doorman into the same conversation. bimonthlied adj. Too drunk to remember whether the publication appears monthly or every other month, but certain it contains horoscopes. Valetta was bimonthlied and searched the magazine rack for a publication she had invented. bimoraicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide every word into two beats, including 'sorry'. Clellan became bimoraicitied and delivered every apology in two carefully separated beats. bimorphed adj. Having drunk enough to bend twice: first with confidence, then with the furniture. Breyan became bimorphed and leaned against the bar before gently embracing a chair. bimorphemed adj. Having drunk more than one should, and joining every pair of words into a private compound. Cashea was bimorphemed and referred to the coat stand as a distinguished gentleman. bimorphismed adj. You have drunk enough to be both the first and last person consulted about leaving. Jendriel became bimorphismed and appointed himself both host and final authority on departures. bimotored adj. You are drunk and proceeding with the confidence of twin engines, though neither is properly directed. Enyce went bimotored and attempted to steer both himself and the shopping trolley home. bimperted adj. Of a drinker who has become foolish enough to offer a second opinion on his own first. Qwintin was bimperted and corrected his own explanation before anyone had challenged it. bin bagged adj. Still drunk, and requiring a broad, forgiving receptacle for the evening's loose contents and balance. Jla was bin bagged by the taxi, gathering coat, shoes and dignity into one unstructured bundle. bin chickened adj. A drinker who has acquired the scavenging confidence of a large white bird behind a takeaway. Mirely got bin chickened and inspected the kebab shop's pavement for anything promising.