BBP'd
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BBP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that two unrelated soft furnishings become one contractual commitment. Dykeria went BBP'd and promised the armchair a permanent place in the family. BBQ sauced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and now applying condiments to the glass of water. Melodyrose was BBQ sauced and asked whether the water required a tangy finish.
BBQ'd (/ˈbɑːɹbəkjuːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken hot charcoal for a sound basis for planning. Aerika was BBQ'd and proposed cooking breakfast on the office heater. BBQerred adj. Having drunk enough to assume responsibility for the grill without being asked. Raemond became BBQerred and gave the kebabs a considered second opinion. BBS'd adj. A drinker who has become a public message service, broadcasting the route home to whoever is nearby. Cyanthia was BBS'd and announced the taxi's progress to the entire pavement. BBSW'd adj. The condition of a drinker who swaps one stable rate of movement for another, without consulting the market. Lucyann was BBSW'd, revising her walking rate at every stair. BBSerred adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat an obsolete message board as a current social obligation. Braian got BBSerred and waited patiently for replies that could not arrive. BBSinged adj. You have drunk enough to spend the evening communicating in notices that no one has dialled in to read. Suneel went BBSinged and announced the pudding course in block capitals. BBStroed adj. You are drunk and delivering an introductory announcement for a service nobody has requested. Anvay got BBStroed and introduced the sitting room as though it were newly online. BBW'd adj. Drunk enough to offer a generously admiring description where a name would have done. Lamora got BBW'd and complimented the stranger's appearance at unnecessary length. BC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into debating family planning with everyone at the table. Reford got BC'd and asked the newlyweds whether their future had been properly scheduled. BCA'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely process, and still requesting a colour test on the lager. Ronold became BCA'd, treating the pub's pale ale as laboratory evidence. BCAA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a branched-chain amino acid crossing an exhausted morning. Kaleemah was BCAA'd by breakfast, taking several minutes to decide between tea and coffee. BCAR'd adj. Drunk and resistant to every anti-estrogenic suggestion that another round is unwise. Leaman was BCAR'd and rejected sobriety as an unhelpful chemical influence. BCC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has copied everyone into the conversation while addressing nobody directly. Jessamine was BCC'd, sending the same confession round the entire table.
BCD'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes you appear small, faintly luminous and best observed from a distance. Letica became BCD'd and sat glowing quietly while Beddie managed the remaining arrangements.
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