Belizeaned
Bellcurve Godded

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Belizeaned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and waking with only a passport-shaped certainty about it. Ericka was Belizeaned by sunrise, with no recollection of acquiring the receipt. Belizeannessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard your altered condition as an established state requiring no further explanation. Allera remained Belizeannessed through breakfast and declined to discuss the preceding evening.
Belizianed adj. You are drunk and waking with the calm, unplaceable certainty that the night happened elsewhere. Renita was Belizianed by morning, clutching a receipt from a town she had not visited. Bell numbered adj. Of a drinker who has partitioned the morning into separate cups of tea, each urgently necessary. Torrin was Bell numbered, assigning every headache its own category before breakfast. Bell polynomialed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided one simple explanation into every possible arrangement of its parts. Adaira was Bell polynomialed, partitioning the missing taxi into several competing accounts. Bell shotted adj. A drinker who approaches the morning from behind and diagonally, particularly when addressing a headache. Elyn was Bell shotted, approaching the coffee from behind as though it might bolt. Bell stated adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate memories remain mysteriously entangled by morning. Trieu was Bell stated, unable to separate the taxi ride from the argument about the taxi. Bell's palsied adj. The state of being drunk and unable to persuade one side of the face to join the morning. Sammatha looked Bell's palsied over coffee, with one eyebrow declining further participation. Bell's sparrowed adj. The condition of a drinker who is small, alert-looking and unexpectedly difficult to locate after dawn. Wenceslaus was Bell's sparrowed, hopping between rooms whenever anyone approached with coffee. Bell's vireoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the night's colour and is migrating slowly towards breakfast. Avangelene was Bell's vireoed, moving between the sofa and kitchen in a seasonal pattern. Bell-Curve Godded adj. Drunk to the point where the grading of the evening has been adjusted to produce a normal distribution. Zevi got Bell-Curve Godded and awarded the same mark to everyone at the table. Bella Bellaed adj. Reduced by drink to an indistinct plurality of former selves, none prepared to take responsibility for the taxi. Nycolas was Bella Bellaed by breakfast, answering for several versions of the previous night. Bella Coolaed (/ˈbɛlə ˈkuːləd/) adj. Softened by drink into a quiet collective, with individual recollections deferred until after coffee. Alfiya was Bella Coolaed, sitting with the household in peaceful disagreement about the missing keys. Bellabellaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a repeated, elegant name for a person whose immediate need is a kebab. Marchello was Bellabellaed, addressing the same stranger twice with increasing ceremonial precision. Bellacoolaed adj. Sharpened by drink into several incompatible recollections, each delivered with communal certainty. Maemi woke Bellacoolaed, supplying three precise destinations for one apparently brief journey.
Bellcurve Godded adj. Drunk enough to rearrange everyone's performance until the results resemble a normal distribution. Eiliyah went Bellcurve Godded and moderated the karaoke scores into a tidy curve.