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binary weaponned adj. Drunk, with the result that two harmless intentions combine into one unexpectedly hazardous act. Shelsie went binary weaponned when a harmless joke and a raised glass met in the hallway. binary-coded decimaled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives each digit of a number its own hesitant sequence of gestures. Mikaylin became binary-coded decimaled, spelling out the table number one finger movement at a time. binarynessed adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the company into two camps, neither of which had volunteered. Shakeer got binarynessed and placed Hael among the people who understood the joke. binationaled adj. Drunk on the strength of two competing senses of direction, neither recognised by the stairs. Kolston went binationaled and offered two conflicting routes home with equal certainty. binationalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to unite two incompatible plans as one route home. Caledonia was binationalismed, insisting that the pub and the taxi rank were one destination. binationalisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and firmly supporting the merger of two separate directions. Gerolyn became binationalisted, arguing that both staircases should count as the same way down. binationed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the same solemn performance twice before the day has properly begun. Justan became binationed, delivering the same toast twice with equal ceremonial conviction. binauralitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and hearing every instruction arrive from both sides at once. Vallerie grew binauralitied, turning towards each voice and colliding with the banister. binbaged (/ˈbɪnbaɡd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to let every spill, stumble and unfinished thought require lining. Jerri went binbaged after the last round, containing each fresh mishap beneath an expression of calm. binbashied adj. Having drunk more than a major should, and attempting to marshal uncooperative limbs into formation. Cristoffer went binbashied, ordering his feet forward while both continued towards the wall. binched adj. You have drunk enough to make a tactful insult seem the clearest available description of your condition. Ishitha became binched after the second cocktail, addressing the mirror with misplaced candour. binchotanned adj. You are drunk and reduced to a stubborn, darkly smouldering source of warmth beside the hearth. Akachukwu sat binchotanned by the fire, refusing the stairs on grounds of structural uncertainty. bincounted adj. Of a drinker: each attempt at counting produces a separate total, carefully delivered and immediately revised. Kawayne became bincounted, reporting three glasses, then four, then an uncertain quantity of halves. bind offed adj. Drunk beyond securing the final stitch and declaring the evening finished. Yoltzin got bind offed and announced that the last round had closed the matter. bind runed adj. Drunk in a way that joins separate signs into one increasingly mysterious message. Dav became bind runed and read the coat-check tickets as a single instruction. bind spelled adj. Drunk to the extent of preventing yourself from taking any sensible route home. Ayra-noor was bind spelled and could not be persuaded to leave the taxi rank.