bined
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bined (/baɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and climbing in a helix round whatever support has had the misfortune to remain stationary. Lajeanne was bined round the lamp, advancing upwards without any evident destination. binedalined adj. Of a drinker: chemically promising, therapeutically unproven, and never likely to reach the market. Laura-jayne became binedalined after the second cocktail, with no recognised benefit to conversation.
binegativitied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary bisexuality for a personal affront and is now explaining the error at length. Darielys got binegativitied and delivered an unsolicited lecture nobody had commissioned. binered adj. Drunk, with the result that every available hand, sleeve, and banister becomes something to fasten yourself to. Benilde got binered and remained attached to the coat stand until closing. binfulled adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the capacity of a receptacle and is still being topped up. Saedi was binfulled by ten, with the steady immobility of an overfilled container. bing chillinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a portion of ice cream appears the most coherent available companion. Kimyah got bing chillinged and held the ice cream as though awaiting expert testimony. bing sutted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting all refreshment business as though in a traditional cold-drink shop. Tedman was bing sutted, dispensing chilled beverages and unsolicited Cantonese-style hospitality. binge drinkered adj. Drunk beyond any category that could charitably be described as pacing. Enamul arrived home binge drinkered and narrated the sofa at length. binge drinkinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed an unreasonable quantity of alcohol into an admirably brief interval. Raydel was binge drinkinged by half past nine, having mistaken haste for an established method. binge eatered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every available plate as a temporary emergency requiring immediate resolution. Gianni became binge eatered and cleared the buffet with the grim efficiency of a committee. binge eating disordered adj. Sharpened by drink into recurrently consuming vast quantities while declining to make the matter anyone else’s concern. Samim became binge eating disordered and catalogued every snack with unnerving administrative precision. binge eatinged adj. Softened by drink into consuming a remarkable quantity of food before the plate has time to object. Synithia got binge eatinged and regarded the buffet as a single, poorly divided course. binge viewinged adj. Loosened by drink into watching numerous episodes in one sitting, with the remote treated as constitutional property. Dougals got binge viewinged and watched six episodes while insisting the programme had only begun. binge watchinged adj. Emboldened by drink to demand numerous television episodes in succession and call the arrangement cultural study. Illyana became binge watchinged and rejected every suggestion that one episode might suffice. binge-and-purged adj. Drunk and cycling between grand consumption and immediate repudiation, as though the evening were subject to hostile revision. Hurman went binge-and-purged over the buffet, embracing each plate and disowning it moments later.
binge-purged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, then attempting to return it by the same route. Levena was binge-purged by breakfast and regarded the toast with justified suspicion.