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binnied (/ˈbɪnid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who moves brightly downstream, certain the current is taking them somewhere useful. Yen went binnied through the buffet, following the imagined current towards a second helping. binninged (/ˈbɪnɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is sorted into a small interval and replaced by its middle value. Karstyn, thoroughly binninged, called a taxi halfway home and treated the remaining journey as negligible. binnited adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every angle of the evening has been properly considered. Clnar was binnited and gave the landlord a multi-faceted account of an uncomplicated misunderstanding. binocled adj. Reduced by drink to seeing every distant possibility clearly, particularly the unwise ones. Milenna became binocled and confidently identified the far end of town as a manageable walk. binocles-ciseauxed adj. Softened by drink into pursuing two separate views of the same matter, neither of them useful. Ella-kate was binocles-ciseauxed and argued both sides of the taxi question before refusing both. binocsed adj. Sharpened by drink into spotting distant opportunities and mistaking them for immediate instructions. Ezrie got binocsed and waved at a bus three streets away, certain it was waiting personally. binocular O'd adj. Loosened by drink into opening every discussion as broadly as an unusually round letter. Lakemia was binocular O'd and began each explanation with a grand, circular gesture. binocular visioned adj. Emboldened by drink to combine two incompatible plans into one apparently unified course of action. Alexz became binocular visioned and attempted to order supper while already leaving for breakfast. binoculared (/bɪˈnɒkjʊlɚd/) adj. Drunk and determined to improve the view by inspecting every distant possibility through both eyes. Ladaruis went binoculared and surveyed the neighbouring table before ordering its dessert. binocularitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two separate impressions require a committee before becoming one. Ayishah was binocularitied and needed several minutes to reconcile the chair with its shadow. binoded adj. Drunk to the point where every decision divides into two distinct directions, both presented as obvious. Eryana became binoded and sent two taxis to two addresses with equal confidence. binoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a hidden force behind the evening and appointed himself its partner. binoided adj. Drunk enough to organise the evening into two self-contained systems, each claiming authority over the other. Rendon was binoided and kept separate explanations for why he was leaving and why he had just arrived. binologied adj. Drunk past the point of privacy, searching the refuse of the evening for evidence supporting a confident theory. Rula got binologied and inspected the discarded receipts to determine who had authorised the karaoke. binomed adj. Drunk beyond combining two unrelated ideas into a single word and defending it as established usage. Cassidee became binomed and described the taxi dispute as a farequake. binomenclatured adj. Drunk, with the result that every object receives a formal two-part name before it may be moved. Montera became binomenclatured and classified the bar stool as something grand in Latin.