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binomened adj. Drunk in a way that gives every person encountered two names, neither reliably belonging to them. Madine was binomened and introduced the landlord as both Martin and the mayor. binomial coefficiented adj. Drunk to the extent of choosing confidently from every possible pair, without checking what was selected. Sanjan became binomial coefficiented and assigned each guest a mathematically justified seat. binomial distributioned adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated attempts, treating each failure as evidence that success remains statistically due. Rayfield was binomial distributioned and kept ordering taxis, confident one trial must succeed. binomial named adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every acquaintance a grand title followed by a highly specific distinction. Casey-jay was binomial named and introduced the barman as Richard, keeper of the northern till. binomial nomenclatured adj. Drunk by the third round, and classifying everyone encountered by a Latinised first part and an invented second. Schlonda became binomial nomenclatured and identified the doorman as Homo patientissimus. binomial seriesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending one modest suggestion through increasingly unlikely terms. binomial theoremed adj. Still drunk, and certain that any complicated undertaking can be expanded into manageable terms by confidence alone. Sheon was binomial theoremed and explained the route home as a sum of perfectly simple stages. binomialed (/baɪˈnəʊ.mi.əld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every choice becomes a pair, and both halves seem equally compelling. Chandee was binomialed and ordered chips with either gravy or cheese, then requested both separately. binomialismed adj. Too drunk to see a person or thing without assigning it a two-part classification and a firm place in the scheme. Taranjit became binomialismed and sorted the guests into formal pairs before the introductions began. binomialisted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every object in the kitchen as a two-part classification. Marcuse became binomialisted and labelled the kettle by genus and species. binomialitied adj. Emboldened by drink to divide every domestic object into precisely two kinds. Deforest got binomialitied and sorted the cutlery into two serious categories. binominal named adj. Drunk and assigning the kettle a generic name followed by a more personal one. Empress got binominal named and introduced the sofa as Domesticus comfortableus. binominaled adj. Slowed by drink to naming each household object with a genus and a specific epithet. Bashy became binominaled and addressed the toaster by its full scientific designation. binopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every proposal to its operator and two operands. Neimar was binopped, arranging the remaining party into two inputs and one questionable instruction. binor-S'd adj. Drunk to the point where getting from the sofa to the kitchen requires a molecular diagram. Varnie was binor-S'd and took the route to the tap in several improbable stages. binormaled adj. Drunk enough to require three mutually perpendicular cushions before attempting the journey to bed. Celestia became binormaled and arranged the sofa pillows along three exact axes.