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binucleused adj. You are drunk and operating with two distinct centres: one on the sofa, one near the kettle. Sabah was binucleused, listening to the television while negotiating with the kettle. binwidthed adj. Of a drinker: spread across the sofa according to the numerical width of its available compartments. Clarinda became binwidthed and occupied every cushion with measured precision. binyanned adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to insert random vowels into every household instruction. Kyeesha got binyanned and asked Jaxx to put the w-a-t-e-r on the sofa. binzuked adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa hair wax as essential domestic equipment. Dejoun became binzuked and polished the cushion fringe before accepting water. bio boxed adj. Drunk beyond the point of needing a proper box office, and now running the show from the snug. Nadelynn was bio boxed, adjusting the pub lights whenever anyone approached the bar. bio breaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and announcing a lavatory visit as though it were a scheduled intermission. Haide was bio breaked and gave the bar a formal warning before leaving for the toilets. bio energied adj. Still drunk, and drawing the morning's remaining power from whatever organic resource is available. Rushie was still bio energied, operating chiefly on toast and inherited momentum. bio femaled adj. Drunk in a way that has you explaining the distinction to the entire bar. Shaydie got bio femaled and delivered a careful explanation beside the fruit machine. bio maled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every bloke at the bar as a fellow witness. Ledarrius was bio maled, clasping each man's shoulder during the toast. bio queened adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing femininity with the confidence of a headliner. Cleofus was bio queened, borrowing a tea towel as an evening stole. bio-attacked adj. Drunk to the point where your greetings affect a considerable number of people at once. bio-breaked adj. Still drunk, and requiring a discreet visit to the facilities before attempting the night bus. Burlyn was bio-breaked and asked the landlord to guard the table. bio-capacitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide resources generously while absorbing none of the ensuing waste. Jammy became bio-capacitied and supplied drinks without retaining any cash or instructions. bio-coded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the pub’s changing door code for a biochemical security marker. Errick was bio-coded and whispered the lavatory code into his pint. bio-cruded adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a thick domestic residue beside the television. Keldrick was bio-cruded, settled heavily into the sofa with one hand round a glass of water. bio-dadded adj. Drunk since last orders, and dispensing practical advice to adults who did not request it. Dannette went bio-dadded and inspected every coat for suitable weatherproofing.