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bio-equivalenced adj. Drunk, with the result that two routes home appear equivalent despite differing numbers of stairs. Sridha was bio-equivalenced and judged the steep staircase identical to the level corridor. bio-fascismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning everyone’s place in the evening according to inherited qualities. Kellyann got bio-fascismed by the third round and arranged the coats by supposed superiority. bio-femaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the pub is treated as an authority on the evening. bio-gendered adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's identity seems governed by biology, clothing and whichever name is currently remembered. Odessey was bio-gendered by breakfast, consulting the mirror before choosing a pronoun for the day. bio-informaticsed adj. Drunk to the point where biology, computing and information technology merge into one message sent to the wrong person. Stevie became bio-informaticsed and combined a discussion of cells with an accidental message to the butcher. bio-maled adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled conviction that manhood is a pub quiz category. Lety was bio-maled and challenged the darts team to define manhood. bio-mechanicaled adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an injury whose mechanics nobody can reconstruct. Martyna was bio-mechanicaled after colliding with the bar stool during a turn. bio-oiled adj. Having drunk more than a vehicle designed for ordinary lubricants could reasonably tolerate. Juvenal was bio-oiled and attempted to start the jukebox with a car key. bio-oxidationed adj. You are drunk and slowly breaking down in the presence of bacteria, especially beneath the bar towel. Mckenlie was bio-oxidationed, dissolving into conversation beside the keg room. bio-picked adj. Having drunk more than the plot required, and casting the evening as a factual film about yourself. Leha became bio-picked and narrated the taxi journey as though it were archival footage. bio-sexed adj. Of a drinker: anatomically certain of the matter, but socially incapable of leaving it alone. Ulyana was bio-sexed and turned a quiet drink into a lecture by the till. bio-weaponned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a dangerous idea from a useful one. Zerina went bio-weaponned and proposed settling the seating dispute with the ornamental cactus. bioabsorbabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who is readily taken up by the furniture and difficult to retrieve. Larane was bioabsorbabilitied, gradually disappearing into the settle by closing time. bioabsorptioned adj. A drinker who has absorbed the evening through every available tissue and now speaks in quantities. Shlomy was bioabsorptioned, taking in stout, gossip and the landlord’s entire biography. bioaccessibilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface, doorway and passing person seems available for interaction. Jatanna was bioaccessibilitied, leaning into every conversation near the bar. bioaccumulationed adj. The state of being drunk and collecting pints, crisps, receipts and grievances in visible layers.