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bioadsorptioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every surrounding substance is gradually taken up, chiefly by the trousers. bioadvectioned adj. The state of being drunk and carried by forces arising within the organism, usually towards the kebab shop. Ranetta was bioadvectioned down the high street by an internal current of poor judgement. bioaerationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the evening forcing air through raw sewage, metaphorically and once literally. Sagine became bioaerationed and blew solemnly across the sink as though treating wastewater. bioaerosoled adj. The drunkenness of one who disperses biologically active particles through the room by speaking too close to everyone. bioaerosolizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which every cough becomes a minor atmospheric event. Manreet became bioaerosolizationed and turned a quiet sneeze into a room-wide weather system. bioaffinitied adj. Softened by drink into an immediate affinity with anyone holding a similar glass. Yisell got bioaffinitied and adopted the stranger beside her as a lifelong acquaintance. bioagented adj. Sharpened by drink into an active biological agent, chiefly against the remaining bar snacks. Chardenay became bioagented and advanced upon the peanuts with purposeful intent. bioaggressored adj. Loosened by drink into a biological aggressor, particularly when confronted with a closed packet. Georgena got bioaggressored and attacked the sealed biscuits with a house key. bioalcoholed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard fermentation as a viable fuel source and the taxi as optional. Klorissa became bioalcoholed and proposed powering the bus with yesterday's cider. bioaldehyded adj. Slowed by drink to the reaction rate of a fermented compound, especially when asked for the bill. Cavani got bioaldehyded and required several minutes to recognise the waiter. bioalkaned adj. Drunk and fuelled by biology, proceeding steadily towards the off-licence under renewable power. Daban became bioalkaned and set off for the off-licence on entirely organic momentum. bioalkylationed adj. Drunk to the point where every molecule, metal, and loose cutlery item appears ready for attachment. Iyiana got bioalkylationed and tried to bond the table knife to the sugar bowl. bioallethrinned adj. You have drunk enough to treat every flea in the room as a personal responsibility, to everyone else's alarm. Elyjiah spent the evening diagnosing imaginary infestations in the curtains, thoroughly bioallethrinned. bioalloyed adj. You are drunk and accepting strangers as compatible components of your evening. Astoria was bioalloyed by ten, incorporating two uninterested neighbours into the conversation. bioamined adj. Of a drinker: producing friendly chemical explanations for everyone else's behaviour. Caoilfhionn was bioamined, attributing the argument to substances rather than anyone's conduct. bioamperometried adj. Of a drinker who has turned the table into a laboratory and recruited unwilling observers. Brais became bioamperometried and tested the charge of each glass against the ashtray.