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biobibliographered adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence requires an author note and a brief life history. Dominice became biobibliographered and introduced every slurred remark with its supposed author. biobibliographied adj. Drunk enough to provide a short biography before attempting any ordinary conversation. Alexanderia got biobibliographied and gave the taxi driver her complete personal history. bioblasted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a self-contained unit of living matter, rolling independently downhill. Blyth was bioblasted and attempted the staircase as an independently existing mass. biobleachinged adj. Drunk past the point of retaining conversational colour, leaving every utterance enzymatically pale. Percious went biobleachinged and reduced the toast to several colourless syllables. bioblitzed adj. Drunk beyond the ability to survey a room without attempting to catalogue every living thing in it. Allysandra became bioblitzed and counted the flies before missing the first stair. bioborged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body seem partly mechanical and the balance system partly biological. Shawntane went bioborged, taking the stairs in stiff, carefully programmed movements. bioboted adj. Drunk, with the result that the body performs simple tasks autonomously and reacts late. Yom became bioboted and walked towards the stairs whenever someone said his name. bioboyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one’s account of ordinary manhood increasingly difficult to verify. Regenia got bioboyed and explained masculinity to the bouncer from the floor. biobreaked adj. Too drunk to say ‘bathroom’ when ‘bio break’ will do, and too drunk to find either. biobreeding ratted adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a spontaneous autoimmune objection to one’s own coordination. Makii went biobreeding ratted and treated the staircase as hostile tissue. biobricked adj. Drunk on the strength of several fixed conversational units, assembled without regard to sense. Mikita got biobricked and built every sentence from the same three phrases. bioburdened adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough microbial confidence to contaminate every shared surface. Ioanna arrived bioburdened and steadied herself against every wall downstairs. biobutanoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently combustible in manner to require careful handling. Laurelei became biobutanoled and attempted the stairs with alarming fuel efficiency. biocalcarenited adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying conversational fossils from several earlier evenings. Jacob-thomas went biocalcarenited, embedding old anecdotes in every new sentence. biocalcificationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually hardening around one fixed opinion while the rest of the body softens. Catilaya was biocalcificationed, immovable on the stairs and vague everywhere else. biocalorimetried adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring the evening’s energetic exchanges, despite having misplaced the instrument. Zuma went biocalorimetried and calculated the warmth generated by every handshake.