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Ben Wa balled (/ˈbɛn ˈwɑː ˌbɔːld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making every decision according to a faint internal rattle. Daxson went Ben Wa balled and chose the next pub by listening carefully to his coat pocket. Benadryled (/ˈbɛnədɹɪld/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who mistakes the sofa for a sleep aid and welcomes the glass of water. Sharita was Benadryled, asleep beside the washing-up with a glass of water untouched. Benaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently claiming a northern destination lies just beyond the car park. Isiaha got Benaed and set off towards the station, which he believed bordered a distant lake. Benbeculanned adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who notices every crumb on the kitchen worktop and intends to discuss it. Temarion became Benbeculanned and inspected the kitchen worktop before accepting the sofa. Bence Jones proteined adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose evening escapes in a thin, unhelpful stream of explanations. Quayon was Bence Jones proteined, offering a narrow explanation for every missing glass. Benedicited (/ˌbɛnɪˈdaɪsɪtid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to praise the kitchen, the water jug, and anyone who has refilled it. Tyrena became Benedicited and praised Ethelreda for locating the clean tumblers. Benedict Arnolded adj. Drunk and quietly betraying the household's agreed plan to leave the remaining biscuits alone. Majour was Benedict Arnolded and surrendered the emergency biscuits before midnight. Benedict's tested adj. Drunk and testing every liquid in reach for sweetness, including the contents of a vase. Karyann became Benedict's tested and sampled the vase before anyone intervened. Benedictined adj. Drunk enough to take a vow of silence, then break it to request the larger blanket. Blakelynn became Benedictined and observed silence until the sofa cushion slipped. Benedictinismed adj. Drunk beyond household discipline, with cups arranged neatly but no recollection of doing so. Mita was Benedictinismed and found the glasses in an unexpectedly orderly row. Benedictinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a monastic rule from a household rule about coasters. Arnik was Benedictinned and imposed silence on everyone near the kettle. Benedictused adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple glass of water into a formal blessing at the bedside. Louis-maxime became Benedictused and raised the water glass before taking a sip. Beneluxered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is treated as a small but perfectly coordinated union of cupboards. Aarshiya was Beneluxered and assigned every mug a place in the kitchen. Beneluxianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes three adjoining kitchen cupboards seem a practical political arrangement. Karandeep became Beneluxianed and held a summit between the fridge and the sink. Beneventanned adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the kitchen as a region requiring a local guide and a packed lunch. Somiah was Beneventanned and requested directions to the familiar kitchen. Bengal Tigersed adj. Drunk since last orders, and defending the kitchen doorway as though it were a national fixture. Eddica was Bengal Tigersed and guarded the kitchen doorway from the sofa.