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bioerodered adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually wearing away the edges of every conversation. Efrin was bioerodered, reducing each sentence until only a repeated vowel remained. bioerosioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and slowly eroding the distinction between walking and leaning. Aroush was bioerosioned, wearing a shallow course along the wall towards the exit. bioerrored adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the sort of biological mistake that endangers the household. Ylana was bioerrored and attempted the stairs with both shoes on the wrong feet. bioessentialismed adj. Still drunk, and attributing every failure of balance to biology rather than the evening's decisions. Hartsel was bioessentialismed and blamed his ankles for the disagreement with the staircase. bioethanoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish fuel from refreshment, or a landing from an opportunity to refuel. Patch was bioethanoled and asked whether the petrol station served a respectable house white. bioethicisted adj. Having drunk enough to convene a committee on whether standing upright remains ethically defensible. Ryana was bioethicisted and sought unanimous consent before attempting the final stairs. bioethicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply a moral principle to every drink, except the one currently being poured. Graelyn was bioethicked and delivered a careful argument against another round while accepting it. bioevaluationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct a biological evaluation of every bruise and misstep. Laurianna was bioevaluationed, examining her elbow as though it had submitted a research proposal. bioevented adj. You have drunk enough to leave evidence of the evening in every layer of the household. Terri-ann was bioevented, leaving a clear trail of abandoned shoes up the stairs. bioevolutioned adj. You are drunk and evolving new methods of locomotion as the ordinary ones cease to work. Evangaline was bioevolutioned, progressing upstairs by a succession of increasingly lateral techniques. bioexclusioned adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to exclude every sensible route from consideration. Veronicia got bioexclusioned, keeping all coherent words outside the conversation. bioexpressioned adj. Of a drinker who has expressed every internal impulse through the face before attempting speech. Kristah was bioexpressioned, conveying the entire story with eyebrows before producing a syllable. biofabricationed adj. A drinker who manufactures new limbs, gestures and routes from whatever the room provides. Jahnayah was biofabricationed, constructing a walking aid from a mop and two cushions. biofabricked adj. Describing a drinker who has become as pliable and renewable as the fabric of a discarded shopping bag. Kalli was biofabricked, folding neatly against the wall whenever the corridor narrowed. biofaciesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the body presents distinct fossil evidence of each failed attempt to stand. Aijah was biofaciesed, leaving characteristic marks on every stair and landing. biofacted adj. Drunk to a degree that you have become a naturally occurring object, best left uncarved until morning. Jasiri spent last orders standing quietly by the coat rack, entirely biofacted.