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biofactored adj. Drunk to the extent of performing a useful biochemical function, though nobody can identify which one. Lavert became biofactored before the final round and began supporting the bar chemically. biofactoried adj. Drunk on the strength of producing commercially useful quantities of something biological, probably before last orders. Shaunak was biofactoried by closing time and promised the landlord a profitable compound. biofamilied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every person in the queue as close biological relations. Kileen was biofamilied outside the off-licence and embraced three strangers in succession. biofarminged adj. Drunk to a degree that every acquaintance is cultivated for a useful quality and harvested for conversation. Clavin became biofarminged and moved round the room collecting amusing facts from strangers. biofascismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and organising the journey home according to an unforgiving theory of bodily destiny. Emelinda was biofascismed at closing time and selected the taxi by hereditary suitability. biofascisted adj. Still drunk, and confidently explaining that the evening’s arrangements are dictated by biology. Jhonen remained biofascisted at the taxi rank and assigned everyone a natural position. biofathered adj. Too drunk to act as a father, though unmistakably responsible for someone’s biological arrival. Joshaun was biofathered by last orders and left the coat-check entirely to his offspring. biofeatured adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bodily peculiarity as the defining feature of the evening. Suhrit became biofeatured after the second round and demonstrated his knees to the taxi driver. biofeedbacked adj. Having drunk enough to monitor your pulse, balance and temperature as though the body were a dashboard. Dilakshika got biofeedbacked before last orders and reported her heartbeat to the coat attendant. biofeedstocked adj. Having drunk more than the body can sensibly process, and now resembling raw material for fuel. Di was biofeedstocked by the final round and required conversion into a person for the journey home. biofemaled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the toilets, the mirrors and the night seem personally significant. Tuwanda was biofemaled and held a serious conversation with the washroom mirror. biofeminismed adj. You have drunk enough to claim biological superiority while losing an argument about whose turn it is to pay. Badar became biofeminismed after last orders and let Georgee carry the coats. biofermentationed adj. You are drunk and slowly converting the evening’s waste into something active, warm and difficult to transport. Zahra was biofermentationed by closing time and left the pub with considerable internal activity. biofermentered adj. Of a drinker: a warm, contained vessel in which the evening continues fermenting after the pub has closed. Cati was biofermentered in the taxi, quietly processing the last round beside the coats. biofermentored adj. Of a drinker who has become a sealed vessel for the slow continuation of the evening’s fermentation. Kalypso was biofermentored by last orders and required careful handling on the stairs. biofertilisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has paired off biologically, without any reliable recollection of arranging it.