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biographered adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but perfectly capable of composing a domestic history for everyone present. Tirian got biographered and narrated the kitchen's events from the sofa. biographetted adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the night's history to a brief, sofa-based notice. Makei became biographetted: sofa, water, one uneaten slice of toast. biographied (/baɪˈɒɡɹəfid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a published life story, complete with recurring departures. Yalisa was biographied, recounting the taxi journey as though it belonged to a celebrated earlier life. biographismed adj. Having drunk enough to describe every domestic object in terms of its personal history. Eliza-marie got biographismed and explained where each kitchen mug had come from. biographisted adj. Having drunk more than a household can reasonably document, and attempting the documentation anyway. Eimly was biographisted, writing the sofa's account on the back of a shopping list. biogrouped adj. Of a drinker who has gathered compatible domestic organisms, crumbs and containers into one household cluster. Rebecca-lynn got biogrouped on the sofa with the cat, cushions and a plate of toast. biohacked adj. Describing a drinker who has improvised a health intervention from water, toast and kitchen equipment. Teriona got biohacked and combined water, toast and an alarming quantity of honey. biohackered adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen into a personal laboratory for managing the morning after. Jordee became biohackered and designed a recovery protocol involving toast and the sofa. biohackinged adj. A drinker so far gone that kitchen nutrition, cushions and hydration become an experimental health programme. Jerianna got biohackinged and optimised the route between the sofa and the water jug. biohalogenationed adj. The state of being drunk and chemically incorporating every sharp-smelling kitchen cleaner into the evening's atmosphere. Russia became biohalogenationed and insisted the kitchen bleach had altered the household chemistry. biohardwared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the physical brain as pub hardware, and asking where the software is kept. Funston got biohardwared and tapped his temple to check whether the evening was still running. biohazard symbolled adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a warning sign to all living organisms nearby. Shenequa became biohazard symbolled and gestured solemnly at anyone approaching her stool. biohazarded adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever biological matter has been left beside the loos. Yesania was biohazarded and regarded the suspicious puddle by the gents as a personal challenge. bioheated adj. Drunk by the third round, and running on the sort of fuel usually reserved for a boiler. Dariella was bioheated and kept asking whether the pub's radiators took diesel. bioherbicided adj. Drunk by closing time, and laying waste to the conversation with the efficiency of a weedkiller. Peris went bioherbicided and cleared the snug of every topic within ten minutes. bioheritaged adj. Still drunk, and preserving every family story, drinking custom and questionable toast for posterity. Yunnuen stayed bioheritaged at the bar, defending an inherited rule about who bought the next round.