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biohermed adj. Too drunk to move, and accumulating round the stool like a reef built by small persistent organisms. Burell became biohermed beside the fruit machine and accepted visitors without leaving his seat. biohistoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to recount the entire development of life while waiting for a packet of crisps. Viyana got biohistoried and began the story of evolution from the corner of the bar. biohomochiralitied adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every glass, hand and opinion in the room face the same way. Jenett became biohomochiralitied and rearranged the table so every pint handle pointed north. biohomopolymered adj. Having drunk more than enough to become a long chain of identical remarks. Squire went biohomopolymered and repeated the same assessment of the landlord to every customer. biohooded adj. You have drunk enough to require a fume hood before attempting conversation. Corita was biohooded, breathing carefully over the bar as though containing an experiment. biohybrided adj. You are drunk and combining two unrelated means of transport to get home. Louisa was biohybrided, intending to walk to the station and cycle the rest of the way. biohydrocarbonned adj. Of a drinker: producing enough natural fuel to power the conversation and perhaps the boiler. Sarabelle was biohydrocarbonned and claimed the warmth in her cheeks could run the pub. biohydrogelled adj. Of a drinker who has become soft, cohesive and difficult to remove from the bench. Terrique was biohydrogelled by half ten, sliding gently back whenever anyone suggested going home. biohydrogenationed adj. A drinker who has been chemically altered by the evening and is now markedly more agreeable to saturation. Yides was biohydrogenationed and accepted a final half despite having announced departure twice. biohydrogened adj. Describing a drinker who has generated enough gas to require a tactful seat near the door. Zylon was biohydrogened and made the stool beside him suddenly unpopular. biohydrogenerationed adj. A drinker so far gone that fresh energy appears to be manufactured biologically between rounds. Columbo became biohydrogenerationed and found another reserve whenever the barmaid called last orders. biohydrometallurgied adj. The state of being drunk and extracting value from whatever metal the pub happens to contain. biohydroxylationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has added a hydroxyl group to every noun in the conversation. Sal was biohydroxylationed and turned the bar, landlord and lager into elaborate chemical terms. bioidenticaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become indistinguishable from the person they were before the first pint, in theory only. Kishi was bioidenticaled and insisted nothing had changed, while addressing the coat stand as Kaylinda. bioidentificationed adj. Reduced by drink to identifying everyone biometrically, chiefly by handshake and eyebrow. Gail became bioidentificationed and inspected each regular's face before allowing them past the bar. bioidentitied adj. Softened by drink into an identity based chiefly on whatever the nearest person calls you. Dmichael got bioidentitied and answered to three names before the crisps arrived.