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bioregulatored adj. Drunk beyond trusting conscious judgement, and allowing any passing substance to direct the next decision. Kimeka became bioregulatored and let a digestive tablet decide where the party continued. biorelevanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes every biological detail seem directly relevant to the decision at hand. Glesni got biorelevanced and cited her liver before accepting another measure. bioremediationed adj. Drunk, with the result that polluted water appears best dealt with by adding microorganisms. Lanel became bioremediationed and proposed introducing helpful bacteria to the landlord's fountain. bioremediatored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you volunteer as the organism responsible for cleaning up every contamination. Makar grew bioremediatored and offered to purify the puddle beside the bar. bioremovaled adj. Drunk to the extent of removing pollutants by biological means, preferably from water you have just spilled. Muzammil became bioremovaled and recruited the bar's microbes to deal with the lager. biorenewabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every poor decision can be naturally renewed by tomorrow. Aydun grew biorenewabilitied and ordered another round on the basis that regret was sustainable. biorenewabled adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating your remaining judgement as a renewable resource. Kistina was biorenewabled and spent her last sensible thought on another round. bioreplicated adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeating the same confident decision as though independently verified. Nathniel became bioreplicated and ordered an identical kebab for experimental consistency. bioreplicationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recreating earlier decisions with increasing confidence but diminishing accuracy. Renella got bioreplicationed and reconstructed the evening's first taxi plan from memory. bioreportered adj. Still drunk, and producing a measurable signal whenever a particular bad idea enters the environment. Shameek became bioreportered and brightened visibly whenever anyone mentioned karaoke. biorepositoried adj. Too drunk to leave, and storing yourself carefully in the nearest available location for long-term preservation. Yaron became biorepositoried beneath the coat rack, where Makinzi found him at closing. bioresearched adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct biological research on the causes of your own increasingly confident decisions. Davieon got bioresearched and investigated why his legs favoured the left side of the corridor. bioresearchered adj. Having drunk enough to become the principal investigator of a study nobody authorised. Allanna grew bioresearchered and began collecting evidence about the pub's effects on memory. bioreserved adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the pub's quiet corner for a protected nature reserve. Kassedy became bioreserved and instructed everyone to preserve the habitat around her chair. bioresilienced adj. You have drunk enough to adapt confidently to every change, including the floor moving beneath you. Joselinne became bioresilienced and adjusted her route each time the corridor shifted. bioresmethrinned adj. You are drunk and applying synthetic-pesticide logic to problems best left alone. Stefhany became bioresmethrinned and attempted to eradicate the flies with a stirring straw.