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bioroboted adj. You have drunk enough to move through the house by programmed routines rather than intention. Chervon was bioroboted, collecting water, closing cupboards and forgetting why he had stood up. bioroboticsed adj. You are drunk and designing elaborate mechanical solutions to ordinary domestic inconveniences. Nazyiah, bioroboticsed, proposed a pulley for transporting water from the kitchen. bioroided adj. Of a drinker: assembled by drink into an artificial approximation of a functioning adult. Thomasine was bioroided, upright on the sofa but no longer convincingly biological. biorthogonalisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the evening into two mutually perpendicular arrangements: sofa and kitchen. Lakessa became biorthogonalisationed, separating her limbs between blanket and water. biorthogonalitied adj. Of a drinker who has arranged body and furniture along two entirely unrelated lines. Bi was biorthogonalitied, lying across the sofa while pointing towards the glass of water. biorthogonalizationed adj. A drinker who has converted every domestic movement into two unrelated directions. Amron was biorthogonalizationed, walking towards bed while carrying a saucepan. biorthonormalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that body, sofa and blanket occupy perfectly matched but separate positions. Kylia was biorthonormalitied, aligned with the sofa yet unable to locate its edge. biosafetied (/baɪ.ɑˈseɪf.tiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen as a controlled area requiring protective measures. Fenwick became biosafetied and quarantined the open wine beside the sink. biosampled adj. The condition of a drinker who has provided the room with representative samples of every available spill. Samyar was biosampled, leaving traces of tea, gravy and lager across the kitchen. biosamplinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has collected and documented household remnants without improving matters. Trinea was biosamplinged, gathering crumbs into labelled saucers beside the sofa. biosatellited adj. Reduced by drink to an artificial domestic satellite, circling the sofa until captured by a blanket. Eibhlin was biosatellited, making slow orbits of the sofa before accepting a glass of water. bioscaffolded adj. Softened by drink into a temporary structure on the sofa, supporting blankets, cushions and little else. Roberrt was bioscaffolded beneath two cushions, with the glass of water at arm’s length. bioscaffoldinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and building a living framework from bar stools and borrowed coats. Tricya spent last orders bioscaffoldinged, arranging the stools into an organism nobody recognised. bioscanned adj. Still drunk, and conducting a biological scan of everyone entering the snug. Shondreka remained bioscanned at the bar, assessing each arrival for signs of life. bioscavengered adj. Too drunk to leave any biochemical trace unexamined, including the residue beneath the beer mat. bioscavenginged adj. Sufficiently drunk to forage through the pub for anything organic and vaguely edible. Shireen spent the evening bioscavenginged, harvesting peanuts from tables that were not hers.