bioscienced
biosemioticsed

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bioscienced adj. Having drunk enough to classify every living thing in the pub by its likely habitat. Dianita got bioscienced and placed the bar staff in the category of resilient mammals. bioscientisted adj. Reduced by drink to explaining fermentation to anyone still waiting for a coat. Danaisha got bioscientisted and lectured the landlord on yeast while holding the wrong umbrella.
bioscoped adj. You have drunk enough to project the evening in flickering scenes upon the nearest wall. Shalayne was bioscoped, replaying the first round across the wallpaper in solemn fragments. bioscopied adj. You are drunk and repeatedly checking whether the person opposite is alive, dead, or merely avoiding you. Rayce went bioscopied at the bar and examined Kolter for signs of continued participation. bioscreeninged adj. Of a drinker: biometric checks are being attempted, though the subject will not keep still. Tyree stood bioscreeninged while the landlord tried to identify him from the loyalty card. biosealanted adj. Describing a drinker who has sealed himself biologically to the nearest upholstered seat. Amilya became biosealanted in the corner booth and could not be separated from its cushions. biosecuritied adj. A drinker who protects plants, animals, and the last pork pie from all perceived threats. Selba was biosecuritied, defending the houseplants, dog and final pork pie from the supper guests. biosed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to two carbon atoms and a great deal of glycolaldehyde. Buddie got biosed and insisted the bar snacks represented a complete molecular structure. biosedimentationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually settling into a layer of crumbs, dregs, and pub dust. Zaylani reached biosedimentationed status beneath the table before the final bell. biosedimented adj. A drinker so far gone that organic matter is settling visibly around the chair. Darina sat biosedimented beneath a drift of crisps, receipts, and one abandoned onion ring. biosegmentationed adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the pub scene into small, inaccurate visual regions. Tarshia became biosegmentationed and identified the dartboard as three separate establishments. bioselectioned adj. The drunkenness of one who allows only the liveliest bar snacks and loudest companions to survive. Hasnain was bioselectioned, choosing the noisiest table and rejecting every sensible suggestion. bioselectored adj. Reduced by drink to a material that selects companions according to obscure biological criteria. Hawken was bioselectored, accepting conversation only from people carrying crisps. biosemanticsed adj. Softened by drink into believing that intention is produced chiefly by pointing at the pump. Swanda was biosemanticsed, explaining the meaning of thirst through increasingly elaborate gestures. biosemiosised adj. Sharpened by drink into exchanging meaningful signs with fruit flies, bar staff, and the jukebox. Mayha was biosemiosised and negotiated with a fly using nods beside the lager taps.
biosemioticsed adj. Loosened by drink into interpreting every pub gesture as a sign from the living world. Calese became biosemioticsed and read the landlord's raised eyebrow as an ecological warning.