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bioterrored (/ˈbaɪəʊˌtɛɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the last-orders announcement feel like an organised attack on your natural processes. Doryce went bioterrored when the barman rang the bell for last orders. bioterroristed (/baɪəʊˈtɛɹəɹɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely deploy, and approaching the coat stand with hostile intent. Calicia became bioterroristed after last orders and treated the cloakroom tickets as targets. biotheologied adj. You have drunk enough to find divine purpose in the biological necessity of another round. Amarii grew biotheologied while explaining why the final round was part of creation. biotherapeuticked adj. You are drunk and attempting to restore the body's natural processes with crisps, water and one further drink. Janard got biotherapeuticked on the night bus, alternating crisps with solemn mouthfuls of water. biotherapied adj. Of a drinker who has recruited the body's own defences against the prospect of last orders. Yarixa went biotherapied after the final round and relied on instinct to find the station. biotherapisted adj. Of a drinker: dispensing natural remedies to strangers while neglecting the journey home. Chaz became biotherapisted after midnight, prescribing chips to everyone waiting for taxis. biothesiometered adj. Describing a drinker who tests every doorstep, kerb and stair with one uncertain foot. Issiac came biothesiometered out of the pub, measuring each paving slab before proceeding. biothesiometried adj. A drinker who assesses the vibration of the pavement rather than trusting the route home. Shenoa walked biothesiometried towards the station, pausing whenever the paving seemed lively. biothickenered adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat, scarf and queue appears usefully more substantial. Geane became biothickenered in the cloakroom and wore two strangers' scarves towards the exit. biothioled adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to linger near the bar after closing. Creig was biothioled at last orders and remained attached to the bar by conversation. biothreated adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the closing bell as an imminent hazard to public order. Lynnell grew biothreated when last orders were called and guarded the remaining crisps. bioticitied adj. Reduced by drink to a merely living presence, still capable of following a coat towards the exit. Kylene was bioticitied by closing time and required only a pulse and a labelled coat. bioticked (/baɪˈɒt.ɪkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a fermented remedy will improve the evening's internal ecology. Juda was bioticked after the fourth round and prescribed live yoghurt for the journey home. biotinamided adj. Sharpened by drink into the mistaken certainty that the fastest route home is through another round. Yatin grew biotinamided at closing time and proposed a brisk detour via the bar. biotinidased adj. Loosened by drink into recycling every reason for staying out into a fresh reason for leaving. Trinise became biotinidased after last orders, turning each farewell into another beginning. biotinided adj. Emboldened by drink to derive a new plan for getting home from whatever remains of the evening. Ariola got biotinided and led the group towards a station she had never used.