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bioweaponried
biparentalitied
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bioweaponried
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every available object has joined an imagined arsenal.
Reinald grew
bioweaponried
and arranged the bar snacks according to their supposed tactical value.
bioweatheringed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that leaves each bold decision exposed to gradual atmospheric ruin.
Ariyaan went
bioweatheringed
and watched his plan for karaoke deteriorate in public.
biowomanned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of confidently mistaking a social assumption for a scientific classification.
Gurveen became
biowomanned
and delivered a lecture on certainty to the woman beside her.
bioxalated
adj.
Drunk on the strength of one sharp opinion held together with a surprisingly weak base.
Ashini went
bioxalated
and treated her tentative guess as a compound of established fact.
bioxalomycinned
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and treating every proposed remedy as an antibiotic for the evening.
Euba became
bioxalomycinned
and prescribed crisps for Curtiss’s disagreement with the landlord.
bioyielded
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and producing a biological return no one had budgeted for.
Jenavive went
bioyielded
and harvested three new friendships from the queue for the lavatory.
bioyogurted
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and convinced that fermentation has made every decision beneficial.
Nelvina became
bioyogurted
and described the abandoned kebab as a probiotic intervention.
biozonationed
adj.
Still drunk, and arranging the room into conversational layers according to who seems receptive.
Shericka went
biozonationed
and allocated the sofas into territories of increasing confidence.
biozoned
adj.
Too drunk to place the evening anywhere except within a narrow geological interval of poor judgement.
Shariana became
biozoned
and dated the argument by its fossils, chiefly an old lemon wedge.
bipacked
adj.
Having drunk more than one can safely load into the same passage without producing visible effects.
Brazil went
bipacked
and tried to run two contradictory plans through the same conversation.
bipaed
adj.
Having drunk enough to make five strings and a pear-shaped body seem adequate transport.
Maycie became
bipaed
and attempted to serenade the taxi rank with a spoon.
bipalmitoylationed
adj.
You have drunk enough to attach the same confident decision at two separate points.
Daeonna became
bipalmitoylationed
and fixed the wrong booking to both ends of the evening.
biparasited
adj.
You are drunk and sustaining a second, smaller parasite of an idea that feeds on the first.
Veya went
biparasited
and allowed one bad suggestion to generate another at the bar.
biparatopicked
adj.
Of a drinker: confidently occupying two incompatible positions while insisting they are adjacent.
Evlin became
biparatopicked
and defended both routes to the same restaurant with equal certainty.
biparavectored
adj.
Of a drinker who has assigned two directions to one decision and is travelling both.
Aydrie went
biparavectored
and walked towards home while pointing decisively towards the nightclub.
biparentalitied
adj.
Describing a drinker who requires two authorities for one remarkably independent mistake.
Lajada became
biparentalitied
and sought approval from both strangers before ordering the flaming pudding.
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