bioweaponried
biparentalitied

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bioweaponried adj. Drunk, with the result that every available object has joined an imagined arsenal. Reinald grew bioweaponried and arranged the bar snacks according to their supposed tactical value. bioweatheringed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves each bold decision exposed to gradual atmospheric ruin. Ariyaan went bioweatheringed and watched his plan for karaoke deteriorate in public.
biowomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently mistaking a social assumption for a scientific classification. Gurveen became biowomanned and delivered a lecture on certainty to the woman beside her. bioxalated adj. Drunk on the strength of one sharp opinion held together with a surprisingly weak base. Ashini went bioxalated and treated her tentative guess as a compound of established fact. bioxalomycinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every proposed remedy as an antibiotic for the evening. Euba became bioxalomycinned and prescribed crisps for Curtiss’s disagreement with the landlord. bioyielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a biological return no one had budgeted for. Jenavive went bioyielded and harvested three new friendships from the queue for the lavatory. bioyogurted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that fermentation has made every decision beneficial. Nelvina became bioyogurted and described the abandoned kebab as a probiotic intervention. biozonationed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the room into conversational layers according to who seems receptive. Shericka went biozonationed and allocated the sofas into territories of increasing confidence. biozoned adj. Too drunk to place the evening anywhere except within a narrow geological interval of poor judgement. Shariana became biozoned and dated the argument by its fossils, chiefly an old lemon wedge. bipacked adj. Having drunk more than one can safely load into the same passage without producing visible effects. Brazil went bipacked and tried to run two contradictory plans through the same conversation. bipaed adj. Having drunk enough to make five strings and a pear-shaped body seem adequate transport. Maycie became bipaed and attempted to serenade the taxi rank with a spoon. bipalmitoylationed adj. You have drunk enough to attach the same confident decision at two separate points. Daeonna became bipalmitoylationed and fixed the wrong booking to both ends of the evening. biparasited adj. You are drunk and sustaining a second, smaller parasite of an idea that feeds on the first. Veya went biparasited and allowed one bad suggestion to generate another at the bar. biparatopicked adj. Of a drinker: confidently occupying two incompatible positions while insisting they are adjacent. Evlin became biparatopicked and defended both routes to the same restaurant with equal certainty. biparavectored adj. Of a drinker who has assigned two directions to one decision and is travelling both. Aydrie went biparavectored and walked towards home while pointing decisively towards the nightclub.
biparentalitied adj. Describing a drinker who requires two authorities for one remarkably independent mistake. Lajada became biparentalitied and sought approval from both strangers before ordering the flaming pudding.