Bergsonianismed
Berkshired

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Bergsonianismed adj. Drunk to the point where a fleeting feeling outranks every timetable, instruction and sober companion. Teilor became Bergsonianismed and rejected the booked restaurant on intuitive grounds. Bergsonismed adj. Drunk enough to regard immediate experience as binding evidence, especially when it opposes the facts. Catiria got Bergsonismed and insisted the closed shop felt open in spirit.
Bergsonisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting abstract plans when a passing sensation offers a better one. Jaquayla became Bergsonisted and replaced the evening's itinerary with a sudden desire for chips. Beriaismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where private opinions remain private, and every companion acquires an administrative role. Mariyani got Beriaismed and appointed Chenai to supervise the remaining glasses. Berigora falconned adj. Drunk in a way that makes you circle the gathering sharply, selecting one companion at a time. Shoronda got Berigora falconned and made repeated passes over the conversation before landing beside Malene. Berigora hawked adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby conversation becomes visible territory to be watched and claimed. Deysy got Berigora hawked and surveyed the room from the highest available stool. Beringianed adj. A drinker who keeps crossing an invisible land bridge, carrying nothing essential. Sabriyyah spent the evening Beringianed, making steady progress towards the coat stand. Berk-Tabatznik syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room appears shorter, dimmer, and less finely jointed. Adielle became Berk-Tabatznik syndromed beside the lamp and required a chair. Berkeleianed adj. The state of being drunk and unwilling to concede that anything exists when unobserved. Japnaaz was Berkeleianed and asked whether the empty glass had really been there. Berkeleianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats perception as the only reliable evidence. Loukian got Berkeleianismed and inspected the pint before accepting its existence. Berkeleyanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the visible room responsible for everything in it. Shanyel became Berkeleyanismed and blamed the empty plate for its own disappearance. Berkeleyismed adj. Reduced by drink to doubting objects until someone looks at them. Caelia was Berkeleyismed and asked whether the umbrella still existed outside. Berkeleyited adj. Softened by drink into treating every nearby surface as a possible campus. Corless became Berkeleyited and delivered a lecture beside the lavatory mirror. Berkhamstedianed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting minor details of school procedure. Halbert was Berkhamstedianed and reorganised the queue by imagined house rules. Berkley horsed adj. Loosened by drink into assuming every triangular frame is furniture. Tejon became Berkley horsed and sat carefully on the folded clothes horse.
Berkshired (/ˈbɑːkʃəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the contents of every unattended lunchbox. Jessamie got Berkshired and inspected the buffet with agricultural concentration.