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bipartidismed adj. A drinker who has reduced every question to two parties, both of which are himself. Ella-sophia went bipartidismed and conducted a coalition debate over whether to order chips. bipartisanismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes an opportunity for unanimous agreement with himself. Revecca became bipartisanismed and secured cross-party support for leaving the pub immediately, then stayed. bipartisanshipped (/ˈbaɪˌpɑː(ɹ)t.ɪ.zæn.ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you can negotiate peace between the kettle and the toaster. Jazmun got bipartisanshipped and brokered an agreement between the sofa and the armchair. bipartismed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the kitchen into two equally governed territories. Fayyaz became bipartismed and assigned the fridge to one faction and the cupboards to another. bipartitenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every domestic decision as a choice between exactly two sides. Tonay was bipartitenessed and could see only tea or water as possible refreshments. bipartitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the sofa into two jurisdictions with a cushion border. Jalya became bipartitioned and reserved one side of the sofa for sitting and one for falling. bipartitioninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating every household object into one of two categories. Khyra was bipartitioninged, sorting the cutlery into things for eating and things for pointing. bipartitismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and governing the kitchen through two equally stubborn policies. Jahdae became bipartitismed and insisted the kettle and microwave share executive authority. bipartizationed adj. Still drunk, and removing whatever prevents the household from separating neatly into two parts. Yates got bipartizationed and cleared the coffee table until two distinct piles remained. bipedalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard standing on two feet as a household achievement. Shabina became bipedalismed and applauded herself for reaching the kitchen upright. bipedalitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the distance between sofa and glass of water seem evolutionary. Fisher was bipedalitied, treating the walk to water as an evolutionary milestone. bipedded (/ˈbaɪpɛdd/) adj. Too drunk to advance beyond two feet at a time, particularly between sofa and kitchen. Hauwa arrived home bipedded, crossing the sitting room in two-footed stages. bipedided adj. Having drunk more than two legs can usefully support beside the coffee table. Andreyna was bipedided and leaned against the sofa as though it were additional anatomy. bipedismed adj. You have drunk enough to make walking upright between rooms a formal undertaking. Arzilla was bipedismed and treated the hallway as a demanding crossing. bipennised adj. You are drunk and wielding the bread knife conversationally, with an edge for each side. Balinda was bipennised and used the butter knife to indicate both possible routes to bed. bipentacened adj. Of a drinker: joined to the sofa by one uncertain bond, while two thoughts continue separately. Lynneah sat bipentacened, attached to the sofa but still pursuing two unrelated theories.