bipentonned
biphetamined

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bipentonned adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the cushions according to a remarkably precise but useless proportion. Kagome became bipentonned and measured the sofa cushions before sitting down. bipeptided adj. Describing a drinker who has condensed two separate thoughts into one small, persistent mouthful. Antarius was bipeptided, combining an apology and a request for toast in one utterance.
biperidened adj. A drinker who has mistaken the glass of water for a complete medical strategy. Quatasia was biperidened and prescribed water to herself before falling asleep on the sofa. biphased adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening alternates between sofa sleep and sudden kitchen activity. Carrie was biphased, sleeping on the sofa until the need for water briefly restored her. biphasic sleeped adj. Drunk, with the result that the night comes in two distinct sessions, divided by a glass of water and a full reassessment of one's life. Rosser woke biphasic sleeped at three in the morning, drank deeply, and was gone again by half past. biphasicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who divides the night between sofa unconsciousness and kitchen wakefulness. Melvinia was biphasicitied, alternating between the sofa and the tap until dawn. biphasitied adj. Reduced by drink to alternating between one domestic task and another, neither completed. Heliodoro was biphasitied, beginning the journey to bed and returning twice for water. biphenanthrened adj. Softened by drink into two connected thoughts, both settling heavily on the sofa. biphenanthroled adj. Sharpened by drink into two pointed observations about the kitchen, neither requested. Harvey-dean got biphenanthroled and criticised both the kettle and its position on the worktop. biphenanthryled adj. Loosened by drink into two linked domestic theories, joined only by the drinker’s confidence. Jamess became biphenanthryled and connected the missing spoon with the sofa cushion. biphenoled adj. Too drunk to keep two separate conversations from joining at the bar. Maisa spent the last round biphenoled, answering both tables as though they were one. biphenotypied adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the same cell the manners of two entirely different regulars. Dondre was biphenotypied, quiet at the bar and argumentative by the fruit machine. biphenoxided adj. Having drunk enough to carry two separate charges into every conversation. Fabiana went biphenoxided and treated each harmless remark as a personal matter. biphenyled adj. Having drunk more than enough to link every subject to the last one by a single, unconvincing connection. Meiah grew biphenyled, connecting the darts league to her childhood within minutes. biphenylened adj. You have drunk enough to make two familiar circles meet, with no obvious way back out. Matheson got biphenylened and joined the darts players to a conversation about boilers.
biphetamined adj. You are drunk and treating the bar's restless energy as a prescription. Lehanna was biphetamined, pacing between rounds and correcting the quizmaster.