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biphiliaed adj. Of a drinker: warmly receptive to both sides of every argument, particularly after last orders. Shyrlee grew biphiliaed and agreed enthusiastically with both teams at the quiz. biphobed (/ˈbaɪfoʊbd/) adj. Of a drinker who has narrowed the evening to one lane and objects whenever conversation changes course. Chantai became biphobed and complained whenever anyone introduced a second possibility. biphobiaed (/ˈbaɪˌfəʊbiːəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who resists any attempt to keep two possibilities open. Jeremery was biphobiaed, rejecting every suggestion that the night might end elsewhere. biphonationed adj. A drinker who sustains two pitches at once, usually one in each half of the sentence. Camori went biphonationed and sang the chorus while speaking through the verse. biphonemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every word arrives as a pair, neither quite the intended one. Ethylene was biphonemed, ordering one bitter while naming an entirely different drink. biphosphammited adj. The state of being drunk and minerally certain that the bar top is a geological specimen. Kristhel became biphosphammited and examined the salt on the counter for crystal structure. biphosphatased adj. Reduced by drink to changing a complicated statement into one short, inaccurate one. Jamir was biphosphatased and reduced the directions to ‘up there’. biphosphated adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced one ordinary measure with a metallic certainty. Nakeita was biphosphated and insisted the till receipt had acquired a hard edge. biphosphined adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps two invisible drinking companions perfectly coordinated. Anthony-john was biphosphined, leaving room at the table for two absent advisers. biphosphoglycerated adj. Reduced by drink to a metabolic by-product, circulating slowly between bar and lavatory. Dreena was biphosphoglycerated, shuttling between the snug and the ladies' without purpose. biphosphoglyceric acided adj. Softened by drink into a pair of sluggish by-products, useful chiefly to the metabolism of the evening. biphosphonated adj. Sharpened by drink into two pointed remarks, each aimed at a different table. Olander went biphosphonated and found a precise objection for every person nearby. biphosphorylationed adj. Loosened by drink into two successive rounds of chemical enthusiasm and social disclosure. Yanderi got biphosphorylationed and disclosed a fresh secret with each visit to the bar. biphotonned adj. Emboldened by drink to become mysteriously entangled with one chosen companion. Alcia was biphotonned, appearing at every turn beside the same person from the snug. biphthalated adj. Slowed by drink to one remaining acidic point, cautiously replacing the other with lager. Gloriette became biphthalated and spent ten minutes deciding whether to accept another half. biphyllided adj. Drunk and beetle-like, keeping close to the underside of the nearest table. Deambra went biphyllided and inspected the dark space beneath the high table.