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bipolaristed adj. Drunk and sorting every matter into two exclusive categories, usually excellent and disappointing. Chaquita grew bipolaristed and classified every song as either magnificent or offensive. bipolaritied adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has acquired two opposing and equally confident outcomes. Darlen became bipolaritied and found the taxi both imminent and entirely unnecessary. bipolarizationed adj. Drunk enough to divide the room into two opposing factions, with the dividing line at the sausage rolls. Erricka became bipolarizationed and placed the sausage rolls under separate administrations. bipolaronned adj. Drunk past the point of carrying two charges at once, and now discharging one into the sink. Dorrace became bipolaronned and carried two drinks before surrendering one to the sink. bipoled adj. Drunk beyond maintaining two distinct poles, unless one counts the bar and the lavatory. Fareed became bipoled and established magnetic relations between the bar and the lavatory. bipolymered adj. Drunk in a way that links two different sorts of person into one long, regrettable conversation. Samba became bipolymered, joining the quiet accountant to the loud man about boats. bipositionalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that permits occupying two places at once, chiefly the bar and its immediate vicinity. Amariea became bipositionalitied, present at the bar and somehow also beside the jukebox. bipotencied adj. Drunk to the extent of retaining two possible futures, both involving chips. Onna became bipotencied and could still become either sensible or hungry. bipotentialitied adj. Drunk on the strength of two possible outcomes, each ending with a kebab. Zendra became bipotentialitied, capable of either going home or ordering supper. bipotentiometried adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the evening between two electrodes: the glass and the forehead. Iysla became bipotentiometried and measured the distance between her glass and the table. bipowered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assessing variability by the spacing of adjacent crisps. Deasja became bipowered and calculated the irregularity between neighbouring crisps. bipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to blend several remedies into one paste and apply it to every difficulty. Kurtlin went bipped and mixed mustard, mayonnaise, and confidence into a single proposed treatment. bippied (/ˈbɪ.pid/) adj. Reduced by drink to wager your anatomy on every minor point, obliging the whole table to accept. Katriece got bippied and bet her sweet anatomy on the taxi arriving first. biprejudiced adj. Softened by drink into treating every personal distinction as an invitation to ask an unnecessary question. Chaffee got biprejudiced and made Sinforosa explain a distinction nobody had raised. biprimalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into insisting that every problem has exactly two indivisible causes. Eisa became biprimalitied and divided the seating dispute between two supposedly irreducible faults. biprimed adj. Loosened by drink into behaving as though two causes, and only two, explain the entire evening. Tyeisha got biprimed and blamed the evening equally on the music and Jonaye.