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BCF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a corner-cutting projectile with no reliable braking system. Hunni got BCF'd and took the corner by the stairs without any reliable braking system. BCG'd adj. Drunk and declaring several unfortunate pairs of spectacles surprisingly handsome. Carnelius got BCG'd and defended the prison-style frames worn by a man at the next table. BCI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a copy of the evening with exactly as many bits as the original. Kadie-may was BCI'd, recounting the supper without losing a single unnecessary detail. BCL'd adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself counsel, judge and final authority in a dispute about the bill. Burce became BCL'd and delivered closing submissions on behalf of everyone at the table. BCM'd adj. Loosened by drink into the original volume of a person before removal, occupying more staircase than expected. Emmalee was BCM'd, expanded across the landing and difficult to excavate from the doorway. BCNF'd adj. Drunk beyond allowing anything into the kitchen unless it can justify its place. Eavie went BCNF'd and demanded candidate keys before permitting the plates into the cupboard. BCNIE'd adj. Too drunk to identify the source of the infection in the evening, but certain it began with the first round. Tresca was BCNIE'd by last orders, unable to name the culprit beyond a general suspicion of lager. BCNU'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chemically formidable, though regrettably less coherent than the nomenclature suggests. Montague was BCNU'd and treated the bar receipt as a document requiring cytotoxic review. BCP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and implementing best current practice with a glass and a packet of nuts. Jarrell became BCP'd and proposed the accepted procedure for leaving, then remained seated. BCR'd adj. Of a drinker: receptive to every signal in the room, including several not intended for them. Ruca became BCR'd and responded to a raised eyebrow from across the table. BCS theoried adj. Of a drinker who has constructed a complete explanation for why the room is becoming unusually conductive. Michelly got BCS theoried and attributed the silence to paired electrons. BCSM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and modelling every possible next move while remaining at the bar. Yeriel was BCSM'd, planning the route home through several branches of increasingly unlikely logic. BCT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the assembled company as a single unit requiring tactical management. Skeeter got BCT'd and attempted to coordinate the entire table's departure. BCU'd adj. Drunk to the point where every face is a close-up and the stairs arrive without establishing context. Pecola was BCU'd, recognising Ozmar's shoe before recognising the landing. BCVA'd adj. Having drunk more than your eyes can accurately report, especially when locating the water in the morning. Rumonda was BCVA'd, reading the water glass as though it required a clinical assessment. BCerred adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that a distant destination is a sensible solution. Jamauria got BCerred and proposed driving north until the problem became scenic.