Berkshiremanned
Berlinianed

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Berkshiremanned adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, county-sized pace. Wessie was Berkshiremanned and took several minutes to select one biscuit. Berlepsch's tinamoued adj. Drunk and quietly birdlike, emerging only when the room has settled. Korayma was Berlepsch's tinamoued, appearing beside the snacks without announcement.
Berlin Schooled adj. Drunk to the point where repetition has become a complete musical arrangement. Paten was Berlin Schooled, sustaining one note beneath the conversation. Berlin Walled (/bɜːˈlɪn wɔːld/) adj. Drunk enough to establish a border between the glass and its intended destination. Nikolos was Berlin Walled and constructed a careful frontier around the spilled lager. Berlin blacked adj. Drunk past the point of reflecting anything useful about the evening. Isma'il was Berlin blacked, offering a remarkably uninformative account of supper. Berlin blued adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour, with a distinctly permanent cast to the conversation. Kamika was Berlin blued and turned every subject a careful shade darker. Berlin breakage syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening vulnerable to small, scattered fractures. Baretta was Berlin breakage syndromed and divided one glass into several incidents. Berlin greened adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple conversation acquires a complex industrial colour. Eduard was Berlin greened and gave the barmaid a detailed account of dye chemistry. Berlin ironned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes delicate movements unexpectedly durable. Kloi was Berlin ironned and placed the glass down with architectural permanence. Berlin shopped adj. Drunk to the extent of browsing patiently for materials nobody intends to use. Diamontae was Berlin shopped and examined the sewing basket for half an hour. Berlin whited adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that every surface requires further painting. Ivadel was Berlin whited and recommended a cleaner finish for the skirting board. Berlin worked adj. Drunk since last orders, and embroidering the facts with considerable patience. Tyeka was Berlin worked, adding small decorative details to an otherwise ordinary story. Berlin worsteded adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to unravel neatly in public. Maralyn was Berlin worsteded, her account of the evening becoming progressively finer. Berlinered (/bəˈlɪnəd/) adj. Still drunk, and quietly certain that the nearest room is a familiar city. Bobbie-jo was Berlinered, navigating the hallway as though it contained known districts. Berlinesed (/bɜː(ɹ).lɪn.iːzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who wanders every corridor as though it were a city map. Khenan became Berlinesed and confidently took Annie-mai to the wrong staircase twice.
Berlinianed adj. Emboldened by drink to give directions through places you have never visited. Euclides got Berlinianed and directed Cipriana towards a station that did not exist.