birdlimed
birds-of-a-feather sessioned

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birdlimed (/ˈbɜːdlaɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and stuck to the first confident idea that occurred. Syier became birdlimed and insisted the taxi queue was a strategic opportunity. birdlinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying oneself with a distinctly avian disregard for ordinary posture. Batool was birdlinessed, peering sideways at the menu before ordering chips.
birdlinged (/ˈbɜɹd.lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the cheerful judgement of a newly hatched creature. Deran was birdlinged, fascinated by the napkin dispenser and unable to operate it. birdlored (/ˈbɜːd.lɔːd/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently explaining the habits of birds never previously encountered. Lilly was birdlored and delivered a lecture on the imaginary courtship of pigeons. birdlovered adj. Too drunk to distinguish affection for birds from a general wish to involve them in the evening. Esnaider got birdlovered and invited the swans to join the party. birdmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard working with birds as a qualification for any task at hand. Sailesh became birdmanned and offered to repair the projector using pigeon-handling techniques. birdmomed adj. Having drunk enough to assume responsibility for every unattended bird and its immediate welfare. Sartaaj got birdmomed and attempted to check whether the pub's sparrows had eaten. birdnappered adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and developing a firm belief that a bird requires relocating. Charlie-ray became birdnappered and tried to transport a startled pigeon home. birdnessed adj. You have drunk enough to treat ordinary human movement as an inferior form of flight. Rhythm got birdnessed and attempted to navigate the staircase by hopping. birdnested adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a nest being built one misplaced garment at a time. Brandis was birdnested in the cloakroom, taking several minutes to locate each sleeve. birdnestinged adj. You are drunk and collecting objects from tables as though assembling a discreet clutch. Liiam got birdnestinged and gathered coasters beneath the nearest chair. birdoed (/ˈbɜː(ɹ)dəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: certain that every distant movement is a noteworthy sighting. Kyrique got birdoed and interrupted dinner to identify a pigeon across the road. birds and beesed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a general conversation for an opportunity to explain reproduction. Zaequan got birds and beesed and began diagramming the matter on a beer mat. birds of a feathered adj. A drinker who assumes shared enthusiasm makes strangers allies, and recruits accordingly. Keeaira got birds of a feathered and formed a committee with everyone wearing blue. birds'-nestinged adj. Slowed by drink to a patient, slightly illicit search of every high and hidden corner. Ray went birds'-nestinged and spent twenty minutes examining the rafters for something he had not lost.
birds-of-a-feather sessioned adj. A drinker so far gone that any gathering becomes an informal conference on the subject just mentioned. Robecca became birds-of-a-feather sessioned and convened a discussion about the queue.
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