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biregularitied adj. The state of being drunk and regular in two incompatible senses: punctual for another round, erratic thereafter. Mallard was biregularitied, arriving precisely for last orders and missing the glass entirely. biremed adj. The condition of a drinker who advances on two levels, one above the other, without either serving well. Tyriek was biremed on the pub steps, rowing with his feet on separate imaginary decks. birettaed adj. Softened by drink into treating a beer mat as a respectable item of ceremonial dress. Taiah went birettaed and declined to remove the coaster when offered a proper hat. birettinaed adj. Emboldened by drink to place a small coaster beneath the larger one and call it uniform. Shaquona became birettinaed and appointed herself keeper of the bar's spare coasters. birfdayed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the mispronounced anniversary seem perfectly official. Brink became birfdayed and sang to a colleague whose birthday was in November. birfed adj. Drunk to a degree that marks a fresh emergence from the motherly custody of the evening. Tammila emerged birfed from the pub and announced that life had begun again at the kebab shop. birhythmicitied adj. Slowed by drink to alternate between two rhythms, neither of which agrees with the jukebox. Tasnia was birhythmicitied, clapping on one beat while tapping a glass on another. birianied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a spiced mixture of rice, meat and competing directions. Kaelin got birianied and distributed the takeaway among three unrelated taxis. biribaed adj. Drunk and sheltering beneath the nearest broad-leaved plant as though it were a tropical tree. Yaqeen became biribaed beneath the pub's umbrella, declaring it excellent tropical cover. biricodared adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is being treated as something requiring a pharmaceutical intervention. Schuyler went biricodared and prescribed another half to everyone at the table. birimbaoed adj. Slowed by drink to a single vibrating note, repeated until someone closes the conversation. Jayvius was birimbaoed by eleven, repeating the same point with admirable resonance. birimbaued adj. Drunk and plucking at the conversation, the furniture and occasionally the banister. Alusine went birimbaued and turned the stair rail into an accompaniment. biringuccited adj. Drunk enough to become a pale, angular deposit beside the bar, with several elements unaccounted for. Serria was biringuccited beside the optics, rigidly preserving the remains of her round. biritched adj. Drunk past the point of playing cards, and now dealing explanations instead. Iris-mae became biritched and attempted to bridge the gap between two unrelated arguments. biriyanied adj. A drinker so far gone that every course must be layered, spiced, and defended as a complete meal. Ercole became biriyanied and lectured the table on the proper ordering of rice and gravy. birkarled adj. Drunk in a way that assigns informal taxes to every crisp, cigarette and shared taxi. Yolando got birkarled and began collecting a levy on crisps consumed at the table.