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birth-certificated adj. Drunk by closing time, and furnished with an authoritative record of the evening's origins and errors. Callia went birth-certificated and supplied a formal account of who had invited whom. birth-control glassesed adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting every pair of brown frames as though fitting them were urgent. Phonesavanh became birth-control glassesed and examined the landlord's spectacles between courses.
birth-dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of observing an anniversary in two separate historical registers. Stavro grew birth-dayed and wished the barman a happy anniversary in archaic terms. birth-to-pottied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, yet remaining determinedly adjustable. Makayiah got birth-to-pottied and adapted each new plan to include another visit to the bar. birth-to-potty diapered adj. Having drunk enough to require the same accommodating garment for every stage of the evening. Anjanique became birth-to-potty diapered and prepared for each successive embarrassment without changing course. birth-to-potty nappied adj. You have drunk enough to require one forgiving arrangement for the whole party's changing circumstances. Marlinda got birth-to-potty nappied and carried the group from first drink to final bus. birth-tongued adj. Drunk and reverting to the first language available when last orders become complicated. Jinay got birth-tongued and addressed the taxi meter in childhood phrases. birthaversaried adj. You are drunk and celebrating two personal milestones as though the entire pub had marked both dates. Erryn got birthaversaried and toasted a birthday anniversary to people who had met that evening. birthchilded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising any authority except whoever claims to have given birth nearby. Shella became birthchilded and sought permission from the eldest person at the table. birthdated adj. Drunk in a way that makes the calendar personally significant and slightly difficult to consult. Saidi became birthdated and asked whether Tuesday was still the correct month. birthday attacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and statistically inclined to regard the calendar as hostile. Ashburn was birthday attacked and blamed the date for the empty glasses. birthday booked adj. Drunk by the third round, and entering dates in books belonging to strangers. Shiran got birthday booked and filled the pub diary with several uncertain anniversaries. birthday boyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a male celebrant has been appointed. Wilmetta became birthday boyed and presented the cake to the nearest man. birthday buddied adj. Still drunk, and treating anyone with the same calendar date as an old companion. Jakeith got birthday buddied and adopted a stranger born on the same day. birthday bumped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the customary blows for a formally sanctioned assault upon the celebrant. Saxton arrived birthday bumped and requested the customary blows before anyone had identified the occasion.
birthday caked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard icing as an appropriate finish for nearly any person or surface. Jaheed got birthday caked and decorated the table with a butter knife.
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