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Bermudan optioned adj. Having drunk enough to make decisions at intervals, none of them necessarily before expiry. Donnalee became Bermudan optioned and postponed each attempt at the stairs by one more drink. Bermudanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose all sense of direction while remaining politely certain of it. Jaclyn became Bermudanned and assured Ednar that the upstairs corridor led directly outside. Bermudased adj. Having drunk more than your balance can exercise, with both knees now operating on delayed dates. Josepablo was Bermudased and took the stairs as a series of contractual obligations. Bermudianed (/bə(ɹ)ˈmjuːdiənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become warmly certain of a destination while walking away from it. Somers got Bermudianed and led Kiahra confidently towards the kitchen instead of the exit. Bernard's wolfed adj. You are drunk and moving with the cautious, dwindling certainty of something crossing Arctic ground. Wilbor was Bernard's wolfed, placing each foot carefully before trusting the next. Bernard-Horner syndromed adj. Of a drinker: one eye, one side of the face, and the stairs no longer appear to agree. Blayd looked Bernard-Horner syndromed and missed the banister by several careful inches. Bernard-Soulier syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing minor injuries, or the absence of sensation that should accompany them. Jihoon came back from the coat rack Bernard-Soulier syndromed, with no recollection of having met it. Bernardined adj. Too drunk to observe monastic silence, particularly when the table has requested it. Aariya found Bernardined company contemplative until the third unsolicited confession. Bernded adj. Drunk beyond anonymity, posting confidently under a name nobody can verify. Tola got Bernded and announced the last orders policy to an audience of strangers. Bernedoodled adj. Drunk in a way that combines the friendliness of a large dog with the unpredictable energy of a small one. Torion became Bernedoodled near closing time and greeted every coat as if it had arrived. Bernered (/ˈbɝnɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes a matter of principle and every objection a campaign. Jiani was Bernered by last orders and proposed a fairer system for distributing the remaining crisps. Bernese Germanned adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a highly localised version of the language, understood by nobody waiting for the bus. Kamyria became Bernese Germanned after the final round and gave the driver precise directions in an unfamiliar tongue. Bernese mountain dogged adj. Drunk on the strength of which you remain large, loyal and inconveniently determined to accompany everyone home. Elender was Bernese mountain dogged and followed the group to the station despite having a taxi waiting. Bernesed (/ˌbɜːˈniːzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home seem an administrative matter requiring several committees. Sieda was Bernesed by the station, consulting three maps before choosing the obvious platform. Bernhardt-Roth syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and experiencing the outer thigh as a region with its own uncertain jurisdiction. Melie was Bernhardt-Roth syndromed on the walk home and negotiated each kerb with care. Bernie broed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the evening's expenses as though defending a campaign platform. Estephan was Bernie broed at last orders and argued that the taxi should be collectively funded.