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biscottoed (/bɪˈskɒtəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hard biscuit seem an appropriate substitute for a doorstop, dinner, and financial advice. Deshonda became biscottoed and offered a nut biscuit as security for the taxi fare. biscuit beetled adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly dispersing through the cupboards in search of something sweet. Shaela went biscuit beetled and inspected every cupboard without opening the obvious one. biscuit bombered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that provisions can be delivered accurately from above. Khloi became biscuit bombered and dropped crackers from the stair landing onto the table. biscuit breaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on flour and water to hold together both supper and strategy. Reneasha was biscuit breaded and proposed flour and water as the night’s entire menu. biscuit bunned adj. Still drunk, and carrying a sweet, layered conviction that breakfast has already been sensibly arranged. Tyira remained biscuit bunned and wrapped the morning’s plan in icing and optimism. biscuit cuttered adj. Too drunk to distinguish an individual from a standard pattern, particularly when choosing dancing partners. Rahmaan got biscuit cuttered and invited every similarly dressed guest to dance. biscuit firinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every first attempt as ready for glazing, despite the obvious cracks. biscuit hooksed adj. Having drunk enough to entrust all remaining decisions to hands that have ceased to resemble instruments of precision. Bronce, biscuit hooksed, applauded whenever his fingers found the correct pocket. biscuit joinered adj. Having drunk more than enough to join unrelated objects permanently and call the result carpentry. Naeshawn became biscuit joinered and glued the menu to the table. biscuit jointered adj. You have drunk enough to make a crescent-shaped solution to a problem that was not made of wood. Valleri got biscuit jointered and cut a slot in the cheese board for no stated purpose. biscuit rooted adj. A drinker who has put down edible-looking roots and now considers leaving an unnecessary complication. Cloye became biscuit rooted beside the buffet and rejected three invitations to sit elsewhere. biscuit shootered adj. You are drunk and treating every request for food as authority to fire snacks across the room. Ginnie went biscuit shootered and delivered the scones by throwing them from the hatch. biscuit tinned adj. Drunk to the extent of closing firmly around the last thought and keeping it fresh for nobody. Khiem was biscuit tinned on the stairs, preserving one stale opinion beneath a firmly shut expression. biscuit wared adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken unfinished pottery for durable crockery and made plans accordingly. Billy-james became biscuit wared and served soup in an unglazed bowl. biscuit weighted adj. Of a drinker: carrying the confidence of a heavy snack and the judgement that produced it. Zniah arrived biscuit weighted and defended the third pudding as structural support. biscuited (/ˈbɪskɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a firm baked snack for a complete and well-balanced supper. Yarilyn was biscuited and refused the curry, having identified two digestives as dinner.