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biscuiteered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves master baker and begun issuing biscuits without a kitchen. Zelenia became biscuiteered and distributed imaginary shortbread from the coat stand. biscuitinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become pleasantly crumbly in manner and certain that this is a professional quality. Mishal grew biscuitinessed and assessed the pub’s conversation for suitable dunking. biscuitried adj. The state of being drunk and regarding a roomful of baked goods as an organised institution. Kennisha became biscuitried and appointed the bread basket treasurer. biscuitrooted adj. A drinker so far gone that an edible root seems a sufficient basis for refusing all further plans. biscuits and gravied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a soft breakfast, thick sauce, and absolute confidence for a travel plan. Dionysia was biscuits and gravied and attempted to navigate home by ordering breakfast. biscuitwared adj. Reduced by drink to treating unglazed earthenware as proof that every rough idea is ready for use. Mikele went biscuitwared and presented a porous cup as the evening’s official measure. bisdemethoxycurcuminned adj. Drunk by the third round, and yellowing the kitchen like turmeric left on the chopping board. Jakeyla got bisdemethoxycurcuminned and stained the tea towel while making toast. bisdigitoxosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to two working notions, neither of them involving the front door. bisdioxopiperazined adj. Still drunk, and sitting between two identical plates as though each required separate supervision. Tijanae remained bisdioxopiperazined beside the cooker, guarding two untouched plates. bisecanted adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without meeting the same chair at exactly two points. Awatea, bisecanted, encountered the kitchen chair twice before reaching the sink. bisected (/baɪˈsɛktd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the sofa precisely in half, then occupy both portions. Teletha got bisected and arranged the cushions into two equal territories. bisection methoded adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can resolve, repeatedly narrowing the route between sofa and water. Rackel was bisection methoded, halving the distance to the glass with each attempt. bisectioned (/baɪˈsɛkʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to divide every household decision into two equally persuasive alternatives. bisectioninged adj. You have drunk enough to split the evening into two halves and remember neither completely. Shellea was bisectioninged, recalling the kitchen and sofa as separate evenings. bisectored (/ˈbaɪˌsɛktɚd/) adj. You are drunk and dividing the sofa, the cushions, and the remaining water into equal shares. Khloeann was bisectored and measured the sofa before lying across its middle. bisectrixed adj. Of a drinker: fixed between two lines of sight, usually the cooker and the sink, without choosing either. Shashawn stood bisectrixed between the cooker and sink, holding an empty mug.