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bishoujoed (/bɪˈʃəʊd͡ʒəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary object appears irresistibly adorable and requires protection. Kiing got bishoujoed and attempted to rescue a particularly charming salt cellar. bishounened adj. A drinker so far gone that beauty has become an argument he expects the pub to settle. Carla-louise was bishounened and asked three strangers to judge her profile. bishy barnabeed adj. Drunk enough to make a small, spotted entrance and settle somewhere unexpectedly conspicuous. Dayveon arrived bishy barnabeed and remained on the lampshade for several minutes. bishydroxamic acided adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining two adjacent lines of thought, both of them highly reactive. Ariunna became bishydroxamic acided and pursued two incompatible explanations for the missing spoon. bishydroxamided adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish a compound from the person who has just spilled it. Temesgen grew bishydroxamided and treated the tablecloth as an experimental surface. bishydroxycoumarinned adj. Drunk in a way that anticoagulates the evening until nothing further can clot into a plan. Dujuana became bishydroxycoumarinned and dissolved the proposed itinerary over chips. bisibelebathed (/ˈbɪs.iˌbɛl.əˌbæθd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that supper acquires the solemn warmth of a regional festival and ends on one's sleeve. Deleatrice was bisibelebathed and served rice with the gravity of a civic ceremony. bisilicated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation separate into two parts, neither proportionate to the whole. Onyekachi became bisilicated and divided the taxi fare into an elaborate theory of fairness. bisimided adj. Drunk to the extent of containing two firmly attached opinions, both impossible to remove. Nashid was bisimided and carried two views on the pudding throughout the evening. bisimilaritied adj. Drunk on the strength of finding two situations indistinguishable, particularly when one is the coat cupboard. Adolpha grew bisimilaritied and insisted the hallway and the cloakroom behaved identically. bisimined adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessing two separate convictions about where the front door is. Angielina was bisimined and attempted to leave through both entrances in succession. bisimulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving exactly like someone who has sensibly gone home. Gulsen was bisimulationed, matching the absent guest's movements with remarkable fidelity. bisindoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and joined to the evening by a bond best tested with a taxi. Joquan was bisindoled, fixed to the bar stool despite repeated announcements of departure. bisindolyled adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a loose fragment of a much larger and less manageable arrangement. Nikolina was bisindolyled, drifting between groups without quite becoming part of either. bisindolylmaleimided adj. Too drunk to leave two conversations without carrying a chemically active portion of each away. Kinzleigh was bisindolylmaleimided, combining the bar's gossip with the vicar's weather report. bisintercalationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to insert yourself twice into the same conversation, with a pause between attempts. Noha was bisintercalationed, joining the discussion once before joining it again as a stranger.