bisintercalatored
bismoclited

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bisintercalatored adj. Emboldened by drink to bind two conversations at once, leaving both parties unable to leave. Shatiah got bisintercalatored and joined two separate discussions without noticing either had finished. bisiridoided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a two-part reunion, with each acquaintance greeted twice. Thanh became bisiridoided and took so long greeting the hosts that supper went cold.
bisked adj. The condition of a drinker who has awarded himself an extra turn at the bar despite last orders. bisketed adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete spelling, and confident that modern usage is the mistake. Wadley became bisketed and corrected the menu with a pencil. biskied adj. Drunk and requiring two sober friends to steer you downhill through the party. Catya went biskied across the dance floor, supported by two cousins and several apologies. biskopped adj. Drunk to the point where you regard the largest person present as a fish worth landing. Geron got biskopped and tried to reel in the bride's uncle during the speeches. bislactoned adj. Drunk enough to close every conversation with a second, unnecessary ending. Laureane became bislactoned and gave the same farewell twice to each departing guest. bisliganded adj. Drunk past the point of holding two people in conversation without letting either go. Rizwan grew bisliganded and kept Ajna and the landlord beside him for nearly an hour. bislongiquinolided adj. Drunk beyond any useful account of the evening, with several elaborate explanations attached. Markeria became bislongiquinolided and furnished each minor mishap with a complicated history. bismarcked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a pastry seem a reasonable intermediary in family disputes. Aniece got bismarcked and attempted to settle the cousins' quarrel with a cream bun. bismared adj. Drunk, with the result that every person nearby is weighed, balanced, and found wanting. Macgregor went bismared and assessed the guests by leaning them gently towards the mantel. bismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary mischief seem positively restrained. Thelonious got bismed and rearranged the place cards according to a private moral system. bismered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every guest's contribution, inaccurately and aloud. bismerpunded adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete measure, and expecting the company to respect it. Kacper went bismerpunded and demanded that the punch be served in historical quantities. bismited adj. Drunk since last orders, and brittle in company, though still reflecting the light. Tywan was bismited by the taxi, shining faintly and liable to fracture under discussion.
bismoclited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically complicated in the company of strangers. Josepine became bismoclited and explained her introduction using three elements and no names.