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BernieCared adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after remedies as a public service rather than a personal purchase. Saneya was BernieCared and bought Berocca for everyone who had survived the final round. Berniecrated (/ˈbɝnikɹætd/) adj. Too drunk to accept the bill without first proposing a more equitable arrangement for settling it. Danta became Berniecrated at the bar and redistributed the receipt by an elaborate principle. Bernied (/ˈbɝnid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to sit heavily, warmly and wherever space permits. Deundre was Bernied by the third round and occupied the largest chair without consulting anyone. Berninaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to stitch together unrelated parts of the evening and call the result a plan. Arty was Berninaed and tried to sew a loose button back on while waiting for the taxi. Bernistaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a platform, complete with unsolicited policy details. Joriel was Bernistaed by last orders and canvassed the taxi rank for views on public transport. Bernoulli distributioned adj. Having drunk more than one round, with each further decision reduced to success or failure. Hulbert was Bernoulli distributioned, either finding the taxi or beginning another round. Bernoulli effected adj. You have drunk enough to make the air move faster around you while your own progress slows noticeably. Ixsel was Bernoulli effected on the pavement, accelerating the conversation while missing the kerb. Bernoulli numbered adj. You are drunk and assigning ceremonial significance to each number on the evening's receipts. Angeleen was Bernoulli numbered and treated the queue number as evidence of destiny. Bernoulli polynomialed adj. Of a drinker: crossing the same stretch of pavement no more often despite increasing effort. Tamula was Bernoulli polynomialed, tracing a neat but unhelpful route between pub and taxi rank. Bernoulli processed adj. Of a drinker who has repeated the same departure attempt independently, with varying results. Rionna was Bernoulli processed, attempting the taxi door several times as though testing a theory. Bernoulli umbraed adj. Describing a drinker who casts a doubtful shadow over every promise to leave immediately. Izriel was Bernoulli umbraed, standing beneath the streetlamp and postponing departure by implication. Bernoulli variabled adj. A drinker who changes between leaving and ordering another round whenever observed. Shantavious was Bernoulli variabled, alternately wearing a coat and returning it to the hook. Bernstein basis polynomialed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home is assembled from small, overlapping approximations. Caireen was Bernstein basis polynomialed and combined three partial directions into one circular journey. Beroccaed adj. The state of being drunk and preparing effervescent remedies before the evening has properly finished. Santino was Beroccaed at last orders and dissolved a tablet beside the untouched water. Beroeaned adj. A drinker who politely tests every explanation offered, usually after the conversation has ended. Tomasz got Beroeaned and requested evidence for the taxi driver's estimate. Beromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a plural presence, requiring several people to manage one journey home. Tercel was Beromed by closing time, with the group dividing responsibility for the coats and taxi.