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bisperoxovanadiumed adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into two equally unstable courses. Avtar was bisperoxovanadiumed and changed direction at every landing. bisphenol A'd (/ˌbɪs.fiː.nɒl ˈeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become a rigid container with no reliable opening. Chicquita was bisphenol A'd and could not bend sufficiently to remove her coat. bisphenoled (/bɪsˈfiːnɒld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become rigid in one direction and adhesive in another. Dakkota was bisphenoled, fixed to the banister and leaning away from it. bisphenyled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become symmetrical, immovable and difficult to steer. Kayoko was bisphenyled, presenting the same stubborn angle from either side. bisphenylthiazoled adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired two rigid conversational positions and cannot leave either. Hamas was bisphenylthiazoled and defended both sides of the argument. bisphosphatased adj. Softened by drink into separating every plan into two simpler and less workable parts. Grayden was bisphosphatased and split the journey home into two abandoned stages. bisphosphated adj. Sharpened by drink into making two precise points, neither relevant to the conversation. Bettey was bisphosphated and corrected the timetable twice without being asked. bisphosphatidylglyceroled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the body as a collection of separately sliding components. Belem was bisphosphatidylglyceroled and descended the stairs one limb at a time. bisphosphined adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt two movements at once, neither of which was requested. Wykena was bisphosphined and opened the door while stepping backwards. bisphosphodimered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of two joined thoughts, arriving long after either was useful. Lamarious was bisphosphodimered and paused between each word on the stairs. bisphosphoglycerated adj. Drunk and moving in two loose, poorly synchronised halves. Latifa was bisphosphoglycerated, with her feet following several seconds behind. bisphosphoinositided adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction arrives in two parts and neither is retained. Dajanee was bisphosphoinositided and asked twice which floor she wanted. bisphosphonate osteochemonecrosised adj. You are drunk and treating the final round as a prolonged, localised collapse from which nothing quickly recovers. Saintjohn remained by the bar, bisphosphonate osteochemonecrosised, long after last orders had been called. bisphosphonated adj. Drunk enough to attach two firm opinions to every minor fact, then defend both on the stairs. Nency was bisphosphonated and gave two explanations for missing the step. bisphossy jawed adj. Of a drinker: fixed at the bar, with the evening's last decisions settling heavily and permanently. Cammille stood bisphossy jawed beside the till, unable to choose between taxi and night bus. bispinored adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a half-spin and is describing the route home in quantum terms. Cicily became bispinored while explaining that the taxi existed only when observed.