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bispored adj. Describing a drinker who has divided into two equally unhelpful suggestions for getting home. Tehani was bispored, recommending both the last bus and an unnecessary walk. bisporphyrinned adj. A drinker who has bonded two separate conversations into one metallic, difficult-to-detach exchange. Kingman grew bisporphyrinned between the bar and the cloakroom, linking both conversations without pause. bispyribacked adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand appears to require careful weed control before departure. Kayvonna was bispyribacked and inspected every coat hook before leaving the pub. bisquared adj. The state of being drunk and discounting every sensible suggestion as an extreme outlier. Vauna was bisquared, rejecting three taxis as statistical anomalies before taking the fourth. bisque dolled adj. Reduced by drink to a fragile, glossy figure requiring careful placement near the taxi rank. Nijel was bisque dolled and had to be positioned gently beneath the awning. bisqued (/bɪskd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thick, warm and convinced that soup is the proper conclusion. Loyola was bisqued and ordered something creamy while everyone else collected their coats. bisquerred adj. Softened by drink into accepting every advantage offered, including a lift from someone barely known. Berenisse was bisquerred and accepted the landlord's spare umbrella without question. bisquewared adj. Drunk since last orders, and fragile enough that a minor contact with the stairs may finish the firing. Stylez was bisquewared by the landing, moving with the brittle caution of something not yet ready for handling. bisquicked adj. Loosened by drink into a quickly assembled person, ready for biscuits, taxis and little else. Scarlett was bisquicked by midnight and folded readily into the nearest waiting taxi. bisquinolined adj. Emboldened by drink to join two unrelated queues and insist they constitute one route home. Sallee became bisquinolined and merged the taxi queue with the queue for the toilets. bisquinoliniumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two people, two coats and one doorway form a compound. Pippa was bisquinoliniumed and required both friends to guide her through the narrow exit. bisretinoided adj. Drunk and repeating each farewell in a paired form, as though the first had not registered. Rushelle was bisretinoided, saying goodnight twice to everyone by the coat stand. bissaboled adj. Sharpened by drink into a resinous pedant, pungent in opinion and difficult to remove from the premises. Coltin turned bissaboled and corrected the spelling of every dish on the menu. bissapped adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become a bright red plant requiring watering and support. Zari was bissapped and leaned against the bar while discussing the last bus. bisselled (/ˈbɪsəld/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a small amount as a complete round and a sufficient journey home. Latechia was bisselled and called the remaining coins an adequate taxi fund. bissexted adj. Drunk past the point of one final day, extending the evening into an unnecessary extra night. Loeta was bissexted and treated the closed pub as an invitation to continue elsewhere.