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bit crushered adj. Of a drinker: reduced by drink to a low-resolution version of the morning's conversation. Viviani was bit crushered over coffee, every apology arriving in distorted, truncated pieces. bit decayed adj. Describing a drinker who has lost portions of the previous evening, leaving the morning after progressively corrupted. Blu woke bit decayed, with the journey home disappearing whenever breakfast was mentioned. bit depthed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning's emotional palette to a fixed number of binary digits. Kiranpreet was bit depthed, displaying precisely four shades of regret over breakfast. bit intervaled adj. Drunk to a degree that each signal, conversation and decision takes exactly one measurable pause. Wytina became bit intervaled and allowed several seconds between ordering and naming the drink. bit liftered adj. Drunk to the extent of raising every small objection until it is visibly uncomfortable. Valdemar got bit liftered and elevated a minor disagreement before the second course. bit lined adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged every available memory into narrow, unreliable columns. Harvard was bit lined after dinner, storing the staircase as a sequence of separate hazards. bit mapped adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the room to bright patches and obstacles. Zyairr was bit mapped, recognising only the bar, the carpet, and one threatening step. bit nibblered adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan to defeat every restriction by addressing each detail separately. Adaley went bit nibblered and attempted to negotiate with the card machine one instruction at a time. bit of all righted adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently convinced that every stranger is an attractive opportunity. Deniya got bit of all righted and complimented the bouncer on his promising future. bit of alrighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding ordinary company as unexpectedly attractive. Sriman became bit of alrighted and praised the bar staff as though selecting a spouse. bit of crumpeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a confident introduction as a sound romantic strategy. Nikhila got bit of crumpeted and presented her business card to someone eating crisps alone. bit of fluffed adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a companion with the confidence of someone who has omitted the complications. Morgan was bit of fluffed and appointed a near-stranger to accompany the entire weekend. bit of homeworked adj. Too drunk to distinguish an attractive stranger from a task requiring immediate, committed research. bit of roughed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake social contrast for an excellent basis for personal decisions. Airess got bit of roughed and invited the removal man to stay for dinner. bit on the sided adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a secondary romantic arrangement before resolving the primary one. Qunnie went bit on the sided and exchanged numbers while still wearing the first person's coat. bit parted adj. Having drunk more than the evening's supporting role can reasonably sustain, and taking the lead without warning. Creesha became bit parted and delivered the toast despite not appearing on the programme.