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bit-shifted adj. The condition of a drinker who has displaced the facts while retaining perfect confidence in their arrangement. Evalette became bit-shifted and relocated the keys without noticing she had done so. bitachonned adj. You have drunk enough to trust entirely that the sofa, the kettle and tomorrow will provide for you. Lilleeana became bitachonned and left the last glass of water to providence beside the sofa. bitangented adj. You are drunk and touching the same subject at two separate points, without passing through the middle. Harley-may was bitangented, discussing the washing-up and her childhood in one continuous arc. bitanholed adj. Of a drinker: evergreen, tropical in bearing, and planted beside the kitchen glass of water. Chales was bitanholed, standing motionless by the sink with a distinctly tropical air. bitanjoled adj. Of a drinker who has become a large ornamental tree in the corner of the sitting room. Saalihah was bitanjoled beside the sofa, too rooted to fetch her own glass. bitaoged adj. Describing a drinker who has turned into an ornamental laurel, broad and difficult to move indoors. Mabon was bitaoged by the sink, large, glossy and unwilling to negotiate with the tap. bitarrayed adj. A drinker who has arranged every remaining thought as a neat list of yeses and nos. Horatio was bitarrayed, deciding in binary whether the kettle deserved another boil. bitartrated adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass of water arrives with a sour chemical aftertaste. Claritsa was bitartrated, regarding her water as though it had personally offended the tongue. bitboarded adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every household object a position in an imaginary game. Cobain was bitboarded, defending the kettle from an advancing cushion on the kitchen floor. bitbucketed adj. You have drunk enough to place the entire previous evening in a historical receptacle for paper scraps. Tenesa woke bitbucketed, searching the mental chad box for the missing middle of the night. bitcaed adj. Softened by drink into a small, domestic creature that requires a blanket and careful hydration. Jazay was bitcaed beneath the sofa throw, accepting water with the solemnity of a rescued animal. bitcented adj. The condition of a drinker who values each remaining sip at a hundredth of a fortune. Trekwon was bitcented, guarding the last mouthful of water like a modest digital treasury. bitch bagged (/ˈbɪt͡ʃbæɡd/) adj. Drunk and carrying the entire evening home in one overfilled bundle, including an unnecessary glass. Akaysha was bitch bagged, hauling snacks, chargers and a water tumbler towards the sofa. bitch burgered adj. Drunk enough to regard a badly assembled supper as a personal affront requiring formal complaint. Annanya was bitch burgered, objecting to the sandwich while eating it over the kitchen sink. bitch eating crackersed adj. Describing a drinker who finds another person’s most innocent snacking an indictable provocation. Narayan got bitch eating crackersed and objected to the rhythm of Merlinda’s perfectly ordinary biscuit. bitch goddessed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a successful tab for a coronation and expects tribute with the next round. Linlee got bitch goddessed and bought champagne for people who had only asked for change.