bitch hounded
bitchassnessed

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bitch hounded adj. A drinker who follows the scent of gossip from one end of the bar to the other. Vassar got bitch hounded and tracked a rumour about the darts team through three rooms. bitch magneted adj. The condition of a drinker who attracts attention by standing in the wrong place and offering unsolicited conversation. Breshia got bitch magneted beside the jukebox and acquired admirers she had not invited.
bitch seated adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered the front seat and is being conveyed home behind someone more competent. River was bitch seated on the way back, holding the takeaway upright with both hands. bitch shielded adj. Reduced by drink to a frosty silence that repels all further offers of conversation, dancing or crisps. Julez became bitch shielded when a stranger asked whether the seat was free. bitch suited adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary standing gives way to a crawling negotiation with the carpet. Shivonni became bitch suited and crossed the lounge on hands and knees for her handbag. bitch switched adj. Loosened by drink into sudden, unexplained fits of rage whenever the jukebox selects something cheerful. bitch tatted adj. Emboldened by drink to display a regrettable lower-back design whenever the pub grows warm. Stevee got bitch tatted and demonstrated the faded lettering while reaching for the beer garden door. bitch whored adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking of the coat rack as though it had betrayed the family. Fonisha was bitch whored by the taxi, accusing the coat rack of disloyalty. bitch-assed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a contemptible person searching for the correct insult. Clirim became bitch-assed and took seven minutes to object to the bar snacks. bitch-fitted adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a grand address, then has a tantrum about the crisps. Ghilas got bitch-fitted and denounced the seating plan before demanding the blue plate. bitch-hounded adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing conversation becomes quarry and must be pursued to the smoking area. Isias was bitch-hounded and followed the karaoke dispute outside in search of further evidence. bitch-outed adj. Drunk to the point where every small inconvenience receives a full vocal prosecution before the next round. Wahenoor bitch-outed over the size of the bowl and then ordered another portion. bitch-slaped adj. Softened by drink into repeated open-handed gestures towards the arm of the nearest chair. Lajeana got bitch-slaped and patted the bar twice before remembering what she wanted. bitch-whored adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a missing beer mat as a personal betrayal. Solage became bitch-whored and denounced the missing beer mat before ordering another drink. bitchassed adj. Drunk and contemptible enough to return an empty glass to the bar as though presenting evidence. Zymiah got bitchassed and blamed the pub for the disappearance of his abandoned jacket.
bitchassnessed adj. Drunk enough to make a minor seating disagreement carry the weight of a constitutional crisis. Jamiaya got bitchassnessed when someone occupied the stool she had not been using.
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